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@evataquito Now on peacock

Just got in bed thinking it was late and then realized it’s only 6 😭

Oh roasted cherry tomatoes they could never make me hate you

Morale is through the floor this morning under ground nearing the core of earth

Reacting to election coverage like it’s football but like if football decided if I deserved a right to live

chappell roan on my ‘80s tv just feels right

Crying at what she said about the NYT reporter on her trial 😭

I’ve watched in full every single video of Chappell Roan on snl that’s popped up on my social feeds

I’m BAWLING. Looking at the camera singing “and mama every Saturday”, getting the audience to sing along, her taking the opportunity to say “Live from New York it’s Saturday Night” 😭😭 Oh Chappell… May all your dreams continue to come true 🥺😭 x.com/gustavobonotto…

Pretending I’m on project runway and attempting to make a last minute banana costume with the $5 curtain I found in the discount store

I take photographs not pictures

Halloween is great yesterday a 7 year old in a Deadpool costume flipped me off

That feeling when you attempt to take a little nap in the afternoon but wake up to it being dark outside is what I imagine it feels like to be a ghost

The scariest part of this Halloween is knowing Election Day is only 5 days away

Sitting in the audience of stand up is actually more work than doing standup itself

Me rn

Took off this week to just exist with no plans/trips in mind just hanging with myself and oh boy do I feel free

So much could be solved if people weren’t allowed to profit off of their children

Just found out you can print whatever you want at cvs this is gonna change my life