#masterbaddass

I wanna be friends with my wax lady 🥹

@Mufan45 Oh never mind

@ellencastro91 Yes now #Reds

No

“I’m trying to teleconnectically connect”

I miss being close to the beach. Nights like tonight i would love nothing more than to drive to the beach and just rest.

This should be the headline on the front page of every single news outlet today 👇🏻

I think I’m self destructing

@cowboylikezain biphobic during pride month? shocking

98% sure Kasey Musgraves and I have dated the same people 🫠 ouchie

I used chat gpt to help me write a letter to go no-contact with my former situationship.

Well yall…it only took me 9 months before i stained my off white couch with red wine.

Labcorp sent me to collections for $20.81. I was gonna pay it but now? Now they think I’m gonna pay it? Hell no. Idgaf about a $20 medical bill. I’ll wait 7 whole years for that shit to fall off if i need to. Thanks for coming to my tedtalk

Watching a show and just audibly said “men are so dumb”

Oh. Oops.

Every time I pay rent I contemplate if I should just live outta my damn car 😵‍💫😒

Not me rolling out of the back of an suv at 11am on a Thursday to go to brunch.

Went to Nola and didn’t even show my boobie once. My mom would be unamused

I HATE having a new crush cause like i just get all silly and shit wtf

This can’t be real

“Wait, they’re the Kansas City Rats?! Their mascot looks like a rat.”