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#StarWarsAFilmCharacter Gone with the Master Windu

Tsunami.... " no thank you. I ate in the Hall" burrrrr ( Island of Cypress) Dicks in the hall. " YOU two have some warming up to do" said Haymitch

Is "No Country For Old Men " a good movie? Man... I LOVE Mini Coopers water the f..cking golds 👽 I'm dakine Superman

@lippyent Me and Kelly used to sing what I now call " the John song" " I amm stuck on bandaids cuz bandaids stuck on me" poor John -broken bones 😭 like ive said: I little ex tra morphine? MAN.. WTG 👽

Hmm 🤔?¿ Pretty sure I still know the whole Gettysburg Address.

@lippyent John, Jacob jingle heimer Smith, thatsss my name tooo. Whenever I go out, the ppl always shout THERE GOES JOHN JACOB JINGLE HIEMER SMITH DADAFAFA

@wisdomXplorer E.T.wants to talk to homme

If you had the entire world's attention for 30 seconds, what would you say?

Somebody burp me before I start another 5 star suduko game 🤣

My eyes are watering and I'm slap happy from sitting on my computer all day. 😳😳😳🤣🤣🤣👀👀👀

@wisdomXplorer A clean diaper.

What do you value the most in the world?

My evil, fugly, neighbor is starting to show her age. Man... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she looks a bit better? Hahahaha but still ☠️☠️☠️🤮🤮🤮

@wisdomXplorer Huh? Despite battling health problems and then a supposed death, this plant is a good start for humans. We are still evolving. How, you might ask? Aliens are furthering our existence when our bodies give out, grabbing the soul ( brain waves) and completing us.

When did you realize that ‘you’ were the problem?

@ronsterd89 A pissed off bull in a field with other pissed off bulls.

If a man lives alone and isn't married or dating anyone, what do you call him?

@lady_valor_07 My dad's watch and ring. Then, my Louie bag

If someone gave you a box that contained everything you have lost in your life. What’s the first thing you’d search for?

@saniyafatma1278 My father said that he was going to put snow on our street. I told the kids at school. Thank God nobody showed up to my house

@MattPinner_ Yes

@shouq_al90149 Hole then haybale

@saniyafatma1278 Louder??

@Oldtimers365 Satan's Triangle SERIOULY

@PauletteOrscher @Oldtimers365 Satan's Triangle SERIOUSLY I should have had therapy. Was sitting on the end of my parents bed, internally shaking like "Danny" from the movie "The Shining

@Oldtimers365 That would be "Tammy"-worst comedy ever. It disturbs me that I sat through it.

@ColinSpenc4257 Yes

I DID, DID YOU.

@LisaRayxx What city in Oahu has vowels only?