Elliott Stanger

@MacRumors How about a sports app that works?

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@sheanorling Are you talking about the stop-motion esque movement of the thing Mando is on? I'm like 99% sure it's a creative decision because the walkers in Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi were all stop motion.

how did this ever clear a focus group?

I hope pokemon scalpers, as they lay on their deathbed, come to the realization that all the time spent loitering in big box stores, camping out, harassing and shoving people around for shiny cardboard realize that their lives were wasted and they're the assholes in their story.

@SSBehavior @NicoHoernerSZN Bro has been shell shocked after 4 seasons of historically bad baseball he can't tell the difference between shit talking and sarcasm anymore...

@NicoHoernerSZN “Murakami is nice and all” his efficiency of this offensive output is breaking records that’s landing him on the same lists as Babe Ruth and Mark McGuire, brother lets get real

Murakami is nice and all, but all he does is just hit home runs, hit singles, and strikeout 🤷🏽‍♂️

@RedbirdRiot Hey, it's the first of the month, time to collect the rent! Oh, I see you're still letting the Cubs live rent free...

PCA would have dove into the stands, ran up the foul pole and jumped off it and claimed it was a 5 star catch

@bennyjohnson How is a photoshopped picture (same clouds and ducks) a "troll?"

President Trump trolls Barack “Hussein Obama” with his remodel of the reflecting pool at the Lincoln Memorial

@SSBehavior "you guys"

It’s almost like all along you guys were taking your frustration for the declining White Sox on the new guy calling games that are unbearable to watch for all of us.

The audio on @MLBTV just stopped working. Thankfully the pirate stream I prefer to use is working just fine. Way to suck @MLB! Fix your shitty app.

Who wants a draft hat? 👀 Repost for the chance to win!

@xjhoodespn please play the Sesame Street "12" song for the Mets tomorrow.

@TylerAki_ Scott "Gage Workman" Kingery

Took the Cubs defense for granted until “scott kingery” started playing 3B

@WatchMarquee There's "sentiment" online that he doesn't come up clutch? My dudes, there's *proof*

The Ian Happ appreciation post the feed needed 💐

Facebook: We're gonna slow down your experience to a crawl if you don't stop using ad blockers! Me: Okay Facebook: ....hello?

@sheanorling "I want REALISM in my show aptly titled 'Euphoria!'" - Old Man Shea, yelling at cloud.

no clue what in the hell show euphoria has become. it has seemingly nothing interesting to say about any of the topics it brings up. bizarre, exploitative nonsense. the characters don’t even have narrative threads from prior seasons beyond the stars playing them.

@SSBehavior As a Cubs fan with Dash season tickets, y'all have a great farm system. These kids are fun to watch.

Do other teams not follow the farm?

@RedbirdRiot @BriskerSZN How many of those were you alive for, slugger?

@BriskerSZN 11>3

You’re telling me there’s no person in Chicago creative enough to come up with a new song after decades? The song is horrible and annoying.

@Jomboy_ @lids Two quick questions, is every team represented? And can I get these in stores?

Thank you to @lids! As a one-time character in the Simpsons universe, I'm even more excited to wear these

@NickJFreitas They’ll leave and sell their empty homes to people who will live in them and therefore be exempt of the tax in question? Yes, what a tragedy…

And when the people he is excessively taxing leave...he will have massive deficits...that will require raising taxes on everyone. And then the people who liked his video will scream "thats not what we voted for!" but you see it is...it is what you voted for.

@al_zaaaaaal Oooh was it a Naz person?

sometimes i'm too good at finding people on the internet

@benshapiro If you see taxes as the way to provide necessary public services, why do you defend the smarmy greedy billionaire elites who scheme to get out of paying them? 🤔

This smarmy Marxist doesn't see taxes primarily as a way to provide necessary public services. He sees them as revenge. He celebrates the confiscation of wealth he did nothing to earn. This is pure class envy, and it's hideous.