Elli Rozler

Me after bedtime every night for 2 boys under 5.

On every show he’s ever played

where do i vote to bring back this reward? #survivor

Ok, when I prayed for a 50 degree day, I meant that it should also FEEL like 50 degrees… thought that’d be kinda obvious 😅

The envy within me rages

“Eli, you like that dark chocolate?” “Ya” “Makes sense…”

Happy for you bro

First time having Crème Brûlée…. WOW🔥#HappyValentinesDay

Zak: I don’t understand how British people don’t sound British when they sing.

Nothing more embarrassing than checking your camera roll/search history as someone with a lot of health anxiety. Bc wtf did I just uncover from my 20 minutes of panic yesterday thinking I had an infected gland in my mouth 😂😂 (I did/do not remember taking this. Jump scare.)

Firstborn as a baby: smiles everywhere, just happy to be alive Second as a baby: how dare you birth me

“Jay, can you help Eli get his sock back on?” “Ugh, why do I always have to do everything?” As I’m refilling their cups, gathering their breakfast while the sink is running & stove crackling… ya buddy, I get it 😅

Can there be an “I almost died” option when ranking “effort level” on Apple Watch?? Also need: “I didn’t feel like it, but here I am” And: “my kids interrupted me every 2 minutes” (Where do my boys get their dramatics from?!)

When temps are this low my boys become super cuddly 😍 he’s been in my arms for an hour. Soaking this in!

@francisdominiic Why does it say tomorrow 😭

@ellirella LMK IF THAT CHANGES FOR U

Is your guys’ ONYX STORM in your Kindle yet?

My 4 yo: “Mom, when you get old and are a grandma will you live on an island? I hope not. I don’t want to take a boat to visit you. That means I’d have to take my A HUNDRED kids on a boat & we’d all sink!”

- minimalism: get rid of shit, stop buying shit, reusing shit

Things I want to do in 2025: (publicly posting to check back & see if I actually accomplished any!) - make sourdough bread - walk/run 1 mile daily - be less embarrassed/be myself more - find a way to hike more with 2 pre-K boys - slow down/pause

@MullerTCM Omg - I have a pirate baby! Makes so much sense now.

Not like “Aye, aye, Captain [Mom]?”