Ellis Mason

@KyianNUFC What? It was nowhere near him 😂

The fuck is this. What the fuck have i just seen. Honestly get rid of him for free i don’t even care

@FootbalTimelyn Score would change to 3-2 Argentina

I still think about this… what if Messi’s last-minute shot in the World Cup final went in? 🤯

@enjoyer_liberty The book is even more infuriating

This is literal crack for boomers. Imagining fake scenarios that allow them to be rude to young minimum wage workers. Absolute slop.

@BarcelonistaQle @grok what is the song in this video?

Hoy en día si el 34 se tira con las manos en la cara le anulan el gol a Bergkamp.

@DaftLimmy This isn't real

Fucking superb.

@PeterNorris007 @paddypower I had same bet

@paddypower I bet on Haaland and Gabriel to foul each other @ 9/1 in the game, they both got yellow cards for this and yet my bet wasn't settled as such

@asherw01fe Muad'Dib?

Pulling this crowd at Coachella at 3 pm is insane

@HonzaRihaftbl Jefferson Lerma

As someone who was too young to really watch/remember Gravesen, what would be the current player equivalent to sign for Madrid? x.com/Squawka/status…

@teadrinker68 Pretty sure they're showing the race for The Champions League mate 😂

I see Sky Sports is back to just showing the top seven. Wonder what team is eighth?

@AdamClery Matthew Etherington

Who is the most 4-4-2 player of all time?

@AdamClery Kenwyn Jones

@NufcFanatics @ToonPolls Eddie Howe is starting our strongest team available. You can guarantee that

Should Sean Neave start the second leg against Qarabağ next week? Cc @ToonPolls #Nufc #NufcFans #ChampionsLeague

@henrywinter Would have been extremely arrogant to start swapping penalty takers for morale boosts in the first quarter of a Champions League knockout game. Performative bollocks.

Nothing wrong with Anthony Gordon wanting his fourth. He won the penalty. He’s designated pen-taker. He’s on fire. Love that confidence. (And alway good to see an Englishman nailing pens in a World Cup year). Kieran Trippier, a very team-minded player, may have been thinking of boosting Nick Woltemade’s belief by getting Gordon to give him the chance. But Gordon’s focused, confident and that fourth ensures a substantial buffer - even with Qarabag pulling a goal back. #QARNEW

@ToonPolls Can't believe there's people actually fuming with Gordon. Also, letting somebody else take a penalty in the first quarter of a Chanpions League tie would be a tad unprofessional. Performative bollocks from Tripps

Views on the Gordon/Trippier “exchange”? Hard to say without knowing what was said but if Gordon is the nominated penalty taker, I don’t understand what the discussion was. #NUFC

@pmpoc What about the Wizard of loneliness

I can’t believe that a man known as “the prince of darkness” from the early 1990s onwards has turned out to be a venal, self serving scumbag, intimately connected to an international ring of sex traffickers and paedophiles - it’s always the ones you least expect …

@flowersilks @ModernGurlzz One of them is

@ModernGurlzz the accents are atrocious 🫩🫩🫩

oh…

@promes489 Because all the teams that top them charts over the course of the season get promoted. Basically, he managed the best non-promotion side in the championship

So why was he sacked?

@nocontextfm1 This is crazy. When I'm struggling to sleep, I go through my entire squad in my head, starting with the goalkeeper, rating their season. I've never made it past the left back

Football Manager can save you from insomnia... 😅

@JUFURN_15 She's clearly notices that he is filming her and wants to make sure the lady knows him.

They werent even wearing similar outfits, wat she on about

@Moonlight_myths If the punctuation keys on your keyboard are broken, just copy and paste these. ......,,,,,,,

DNA is really so crazy, have y'all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband and when he got a DNA test done he wasn't the father the mother insisted he was the dad so much so that they repeated the test numerous times the couple got divorced and the man refused to be in the child's life it later came out based off the DNA results that he wasn't the father but the uncle of the child which was impossible because he was an only child after a more extensive DNA test they found out the husband was actually a chimera which essentially means he had a twin brother that he ate in utero essentially absorbing his DNA. So basically the unborn, twin brother was the father even though the husband bore the child.