ELLSSSS

fez please please i love you

Fuck vaccination cards nightclubs should ask for proof that you’ve washed your arm pits in the last 24 hours, can never enjoy my wkd when the place smells like a giant packet of salt and vinegar squares

going to uni is finding out everybody has £2k-£4k in savings apart from u

Apple Pay at the pub is so dangerous

Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.

Me on June 21st xx

21st June could be a very beautiful day

I’ll see you on the 21st of June Zinc xxxxxx

I miss the first lockdown when petrol was less than a pound a litre

I want whatever the people who run at 6am have

I tested positive for co....nstantly eating when I’m bored

“he’s doing the best he can” is what you say about a child who’s shit at football, not a prime minister with a 100k death toll

People in New Zealand are now going to concerts and festivals and we are still queuing to get into Tesco

“once COVID is over” is starting to sound a lot like “he'll change😩😩😩"