Ells

Previous experience tells me that the Brat phone is going to be the one that gets through the Glastonbury queue and the resulting scramble will be the most stressful minutes of my life

@sophiefernley Baahhaahah

We made it a whole pint before a random man came to the table to try and ask Ellie out, a solid performance

@dowdenlordy I fear I’ve missed out on so much

@p817557 @sophiefernley The daily telegraph 😅

Thinking about when we dressed a 16 year old Ellie up as a mum so she could buy us alcohol at the off license and she bought a bottle of vod and a newspaper like will from the inbetweeners

Why did I later it on so thick.. and bright blue

Glastonbury 2017 as captured by my Snapchat

Ellie and I are actually going to oasis 😭😭😭😭😭 anyone that knows us understand the gravity of the situation

why do they look at me like i’m the one who broke up the band ?????

Sorry to be lame but oasis are one of the bands I’ve always wanted to see most and I will actually die if I get to

I’m Ellie I’m seventeen and my friends Sophie I drive her round in my black mini

Discovered tonight that Ellie has as fucked up and traumatising and disgusting dreams as I do IM SOOOOOOO UNDERSTOOD

@sophiefernley Still dog sitting 💔💔

@ellstr1pp Omg let me know!

What should I do tomorrow between the hours of half 4 and half 6 that doesn’t involve watching united get slapped silly by arsenal

@sophiefernley I think so!!!! I’m dog sitting today but should be free later😏😏

@ellstr1pp Omg!!! Are you about

15 mins into being with Ellie and she says ‘oh my god wait I filmed him crying on my floor let me show you’

@sophierebeccaf The recorded at Spotify studios nyc version 😭😭😭😭

This song makes me wanna take my own head off open.spotify.com/track/3YnwIp2b…

need 3 solid grooves closing tickets pls!