
Becoming Nigerian by Elnathan John — rich satire on.ft.com/34JBzgY
Elnathan John
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Becoming Nigerian by Elnathan John — rich satire on.ft.com/34JBzgY

Apparently, a lot of Nigerian writers have had completed manuscripts for over 3 to 5 years and still can't find a publisher. What's going on?

@SavvyRinu Whenever I issue a statement, it turns you on. Why if I may ask?

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FEMI FANI-KAYODE: WHEN WILL YOU STOP BEING A THUG? By DELE MOMODU I knew Chief Babaremilekun Adetokunbo Fani-Kayode, Q.C, SAN, of blessed memory, the father of David Oluwafemi Adewunmi Abdulateef Fani-Kayode aka FFK, in Ile-Ife, long before I met his querulous, garrulous and cantankerous son. Femi is a classic case of a wasted investment. He attended some of the best schools pedigree and/or money could purchase, but turned out an outright and incurable thug. He went to Cambridge University, probably a 4th generation in his family, but became an enfant terrible, fighting anyone and anything, including esoteric spirits, in sight. All supplication and intercession by friends and family on his behalf have failed to cure his strange malady. And this is the man President Bola Tinubu is about to unleash on Germany as an Ambassador of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, for God's sake. For Femi, it is a fulfillment of a long expected appointment. We discussed it several times. And I encouraged him to be patient and prayerful. I felt his deep frustration and depression. He was already working on Plan B, and begging a few of us to help him reach out to Alhaji Atiku Abubakar (GCON), if all hopes evaporate. Femi without power is like fish out of water. It is such a pity that now that Tinubu has finally looked at his side, with mercy and compassion, he is still busy fighting, like a pig, instead of seeking urgent rehabilitation into the comity of sane human beings. - AARE BASORUN AKINROGUN DELE MOMODU is a journalist and former Presidential candidate.



There are few Nigerian soups that do not have rewarm value. Egusi, Ogbono, Kuka, Taushe, Ewedu, even pepper soup. I think the only exceptions are vegetable soups, because reheating kills the vegetables, especially anything that has spinach in it. Here I must say that Nigerian spinach (unlike sturdy vegetables like Ugwu/Ugu) is the single worst vegetable for cooking. Not very tasty and once heat touches it, it shrivels and changes colour like a Nigerian politician avoiding accountability. Personally I think Nigerian spinach should be goat food.

No Nigerian soup has rewarm value like ogbono soup

