eloisegeraldine

You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

What color is your shit?

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.

jaguars

Pele

schadjoe

If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

You know, I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.

So, you're a girl huh?

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

You're so hot, I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!

Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?

GiuseppeRossi22

Do you work at Subway? Because you just have me a footlong.

IGN

I bet you could suck Lincoln's head off a penny.

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