Elo Mills

self fulfilling prophecy: why try when there’s a chance it might not work?

@G_Plate2 yea bro, it’s heterosexual to not care about your appearance

Unpopular opinion: having perfect “beard lines” is gay coded.

@cup1dsfuneral @Slemz645 you’re black, we know you like fat bitches

@Slemz645 They gay asf a real nigga like me would’ve sharked that😂

Yeah my appetite is gone

nigga told me lil yachty sound like meatwad from aqua teen hunger force and i can’t unhear it

truth be told, women ain’t been shit for MUCH longer than people are ok with realizing. that old bitch that ran up on that young lady in tim hortons was 75. seventy-plus years on this goddamn earth and you ain’t learn some emotional regulation? i’m surprised she ain’t die sooner

@zFunkk1 @samwakinsvv and then you wake up after dreaming this and see them taking turns on your shit before preparing to curb stomp you

@samwakinsvv Yea if I was in there I would check Brody so fast id tell em I’ll slap tf outta u and your dusty ass kid tell me what to do

I know he be beatin they ass in there LMFAOO

@cravngnotcrush @chlocoate do it, no balls

@chlocoate i will be going to aldi today to test this cause wtaf. not kidding im gonna cause a scene

society is doomed

@NotFozzy33 @KaiKai2492 of course it’s a dyke talking stupid like this

@KaiKai2492 Men fantasising about having a girlfriend who needs to be taken care of and happens to be perfectly conventionally attractive is in fact gross.

It will forever be engrained in my mind when this clip went viral and had a bunch of people claiming that men are evil predator fetishists for *checks notes* being willing to take care of a disabled girl Scary times for men out here y’all be safe, crazies out there.

@WurzelRoot they have nose blindness, they smell bad so much that it’s regular to them.

do black people know we can smell this? like when i was a kid i remember a group of white kids discussing in hushed tones why black people reek, wondering if we were allowed to ask about it. take showers guys.

@cinnamofan1200 to mimic human suffering of course

why is the robot humanoid if it just moves them left to right

first thing i’d do if i have a stand

@M1L4GR03 na bruh, it’s only gay to bottom. #getthatnut

Is it gay if you fuck a man out of desperation?

@iluvfreddief @cremedupepe who told the bitch to keep the baby? any other time these hoes run to an abortion clinic but she kept the little bastard and i’m supposed to feel sorry for her?

@cremedupepe its funny how u guys never shame the men who leave their children lol.

a single mother will look you dead in the face and say you need to impress her lmao

@sodomecstacy @laftpopo3 they meant you could just go chop down a tree

@laftpopo3 Home Depot

old heads purposely give out bad advice to younger men to hold onto their share of the power just like old bitches been fucking up young bitches leading them astray. it’s always gonna be “fuck you i got mine” with those generations which is why they need to go

what would happen if a wasian and afro latino had a child?

@projectFUBAN @DistressDark

@DistressDark Niggers cant get enough of that DARK VALLEY NIGGA, they bitches be skwertN cocoa butter nigger on hood gang fam twin bae

What The Fuck Nigga

there was nothing wrong with metal/wooden playground equipment with wood chip ground. one million times better then this plastic nonsense with astroturf ground to match.

you niggas will let bitches tell you if you have sex with too many women then you must be secretly gay but have you ever heard a broad walk up to a gay man and tell him he must secretly be straight from all the men he’s fucked and or been fucked by??

@ChibiMenace @MoneyFolder5 you’s a good little nigger, huh??

@MoneyFolder5 Cause u 🥷 have boring sex lives or none at all. Who gives af. Stop dick watching

as a black man there's a list of certain things you should probably never do with a white woman and this is most certainly one of them