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elphiene🏹 no. #1 the archer stan
@elphiene
professional reply guy | melbourne maxxing | sans undertale
they/them • 20 Katılım Haziran 2021
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elphiene🏹 no. #1 the archer stan retweetledi
MARKIPLIER IS NOMINATED FOR BEST DIRECTOR AND BEST ACTOR IN THE NATIONAL FILM AWARDS FOR IRON LUNG!!!!! LINK TO VOTE BELOW ⬇️
nationalfilmawards.co.uk/voting
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elphiene🏹 no. #1 the archer stan retweetledi
elphiene🏹 no. #1 the archer stan retweetledi
Moment of silence for our fallen bee comrades.
Pubity@pubity
A beekeeper in Massachusetts has been arrested after unleashing an entire swarm of bees on police officers who were trying to evict an elderly cancer patient from his home. Over 1000 bees died in the struggle, and one officer had to be hospitalized for bee-related injuries.
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elphiene🏹 no. #1 the archer stan retweetledi
Your mother is problematic. Your father is problematic. Your son is problematic. Your aunt is problematic. The cashier at the local Tesco is problematic. You've probably bought a cookie from a bakery made by hands that have done unspeakable things. Every chocolate bar you've ever eaten has probably killed a 7 year old child slave in Cameroon. The gas that drives your car is fueled by engines of death. Every person who has ever smiled at you in the streets has committed some act that if you knew about it, would make you profoundly dislike them.
We have all been bad, small, petty, unlikeable, cruel, downright mean. Authors are not special "problematic" beings, they're just more public. Part of being an adult is recognizing that without mercy for our fellow human beings, and ourselves, we'd all be condemned to death. Reading fiction should help us understand that we're all irreparably tainted with evil, every system is corrupted, every line is broken.
And like, that's okay. That's what it means to be alive.
ᥫ𝒎𝒆𝒍᭡@motsdemaelys
honestly i'm this close to quitting reading for good. every single author i actually love turns out to be problematic or worse. i'm so tired of finding out after i already got attached. feels like i can't enjoy anything anymore without a background check first
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elphiene🏹 no. #1 the archer stan retweetledi
Olivia Rodrigo jokingly recalls being former castmates with Jake Paul during SNL monologue:
"When I was 13, I was on a Disney show called ‘Bizaardvark.’ We had an incredible cast, which included acting legend Jake Paul. We'd always talk about our futures, me and Jake. I'd say, 'I really want to create music that explores the complexities of girls my age.' And he'd say, 'Well, one day I really want to beat up old guys on Netflix.' And we both did it! Hurray!"
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elphiene🏹 no. #1 the archer stan retweetledi
@ditzybunn their user is dumbtwit i wouldn't take anything they say seriously
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@Dumbtwitxoxo are you a fucking idiot get the fuck out of my mentions
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what actually is incest to you people? because it seems like you only view it as a porn category. you’d never say “we kiss each other abusive vibes” or “we kiss each other rapist vibes”
Pop Base@PopBase
Charli xcx seemingly teases lyrics in her newly shared video: “me and my friends we go out we take pictures we make stuff together we sometimes cry we kiss each other incestuous vibes”
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elphiene🏹 no. #1 the archer stan retweetledi
elphiene🏹 no. #1 the archer stan retweetledi
The Academy has banned AI from ever winning an Oscar.
• Only roles “demonstrably performed by humans with their consent” can be nominated for acting Oscars
• Screenplays “must be human-authored” to qualify for a nomination
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@Zeriq_5 @notshoelxces guiness world record for most watched twitch stream in space?
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The funniest part is that I actually believe him
Dexerto@Dexerto
IShowSpeed says he wants to stream in space after he's visited every country in the world "There's like 200 countries in the world and I'm at 96 ... After that, I'm going to space bro"
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elphiene🏹 no. #1 the archer stan retweetledi
veganism is not inherently a morally superior position. the vegetables and fruits you consume are also harvested via immense cruelty & exploitation, not to even mention indigenous practices or food deserts. if you care about animals, the position to take is anti-capitalism.
Slime🐍@ItsKingSlime
Billie Eilish says eating meat is WRONG and people can’t claim to love animals if they eat meat 😳👀
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@ghihollovc @3tern4ljules @lone_lam @casuallycasey1 @capswidow_7 @folkcardigan13 people can love animals and still need to meet their dietary requirements, i love cows but id be dead if i didn't eat red meat.
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@3tern4ljules @lone_lam @casuallycasey1 @capswidow_7 @folkcardigan13 Because it’s true. People who “love animals” only love dogs and sometimes cats. Everytime I see a post about a cow or a pig all the comments are just meat meat and meat, obviously vegan people don’t think of meat when they see a cow or a pig
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can millionaires with private chefs stop telling us what to eat pls
Slime🐍@ItsKingSlime
Billie Eilish says eating meat is WRONG and people can’t claim to love animals if they eat meat 😳👀
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elphiene🏹 no. #1 the archer stan retweetledi
No cure for endometriosis. Barely any help for menopause or period pain. But sure, let's engineer ways for damaged sperm to conceive, risking kids' health, all to protect male egos.
Zoya🕊️@Zoya_ki_batein
A nanobot helping a sperm with motility issues along towards an egg. These metal helixes are so small they can completely wrap around the tail of a single sperm and assist it along its journey
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elphiene🏹 no. #1 the archer stan retweetledi
You got a friend in ME-HE-HEEEEE! HOOHOOHOOOOO!
Pop Base@PopBase
Taylor Swift has begun a 48-hour countdown on her website.
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elphiene🏹 no. #1 the archer stan retweetledi
elphiene🏹 no. #1 the archer stan retweetledi
@theghostofabb @suikazeryu @Starsliketoyap @glorysteadynene its fucking high school there is no difference between a 17 year old and an 18 year old i promise you. you dont suddenly become a good person who knows everything about everything when you turn 18😭
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@suikazeryu @Starsliketoyap @glorysteadynene this is lowk cope to get away with being a bad person as a senior in high school
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elphiene🏹 no. #1 the archer stan retweetledi
nobody is a good person at 13-18, stop making docs on each other, none of you have fully developed brains or all the perfect knowledge of handling relationships, just be kids and get off the internet for a few hours if it’s too much. spread love
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@scottwa80184192 @p_terg even if this is how you understand the meaning behind a welcome to country, do you really think the entire crowd during a welcome to country are all australian? zero foreigners??? maybe its not for you scott
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@p_terg stop it, it was invented in the 1970's, to welcome FOREIGN people like the maoris...NOT to welcome fellow australians...its diviisive, racist, and offensive to many...
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elphiene🏹 no. #1 the archer stan retweetledi
this is what life has felt like for 6 years
anne@atsuover
i’m locking in as soon as covid’s over bro
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