Elsewyze🔞 (COMMS OPEN)

Hey all. I've come up a bit short on bills, so comms are even more open than usual. (They're technically always open, but I take projects on a case-by-case basis. If I think it can work, you'll hear back from me!) Also I've updated the sheet/prices a bit. Hope to hear from you!

When you can’t find anyone else on the Normandy to worship your newly gravid rotundity, you may as well turn to the next best option. ...Uhh... yourself. (Commissioned by an anonymous benefactor) (Miranda Rig by @Rigid3d) (...I still don't know anything about Mass Effect.)

Been working on arguably way too many things at once lately. But I managed to get at least one of them done. New berry-butt pinup can be seen over on the p'tron.

@shubijubi I've been having a hell of a time with it, but I do think it's definitely a higher-highs lower-lows sort of thing, which isn't necessarily what everyone is looking for. I do often wish there were more arcade-y multiplayer FPS games coming out, though.

like marathon looks really cool, but I'm worried I won't enjoy it

maybe it's just cause I'm an old lady, but I don't like how all the big shooters now follow the formula of, you die and that's it. enter a new match like I wanna get blown up and then blow up the guy that blew me up. I crave deathmatch, let me keep going after dying once

womp womp

@lordaltros @fambramb youtu.be/uVpJYU8jfcU?si… "Desiderio" by Doctor Nowhere. Neat horror short film. I'd warn you of disturbing imagery/body horror, but I assume that part was already pretty obvious

@fambramb what is this clip even from?

how it feels when your fav characters are ones that are constantly ignored by the creator

she's purple for an amazing reason...

@pgoosh13 Been working on a couple models, hopefully ready for proper renders soon (The Other Mother one, plus a (sorta) surprise one I posted a bit about on the P'Tron) Otherwise working on a number of comms, and hoping to get the Vanessa animation rolling again in January.

@elsewyze Any news on current projects?

I've begun to realize my DM requests here (Or "Chat", whatever bullshit they're calling it now) may have been broken for, like. The past month. So if you've been trying to get in contact with me there, maybe try Discord or Bsky instead. Apologies.

@SunniNsfw @hoodiechubs You must be thinking of the mascot suit, but this is clearly the REAL Wonkee, which is totally different (I am coping, I pretend I do not see it, etc.)

@hoodiechubs there is a fully bearded man underneath all that

have y'all tried out the Inflation™ emote yet it's Crazy

@hoodiechubs (please)

...do I go overboard on this concept or nah

...HMMM...

I'm starting to think I've gotta look into upgrading my setup... really wanna animate with some higher fidelity models, but I may be running up against the limits of my resources. Either that or I'm just really shit at optimizing scenes. Either way it's a bit of a pain.

Maybe the real Halloween post was all the friends we made along the way (I wanted this to be ready enough for a proper render by now, but alas... I was too slow. Still working on it, though.)

@vanillaru02 Fruit content... AND clown content... waow...

circus cider co. (1/3)

@conadolpomp This is... LUDICROUSLY good, man The sound design is absolutely top notch, and the sense of scale is super well sold. Absolutely love the horror-y tone.

The Poolshark Has Come. Download your very own Poolshark model, fully rigged and ready to use!!! drive.google.com/file/d/1WxPITp…

@nokiliss the gem behind the slaughter.. .

She's purple because. . Because she built. Freddy Fazbear.