Jaime Poland🎄

Mets are undefeated since we bought a Carvel ice cream cake. Coincidence??

@emmatranter_ It’s so strange to me how people are celebrating the refusal to make this character a victim, but….that’s only possible because they’re refusing to make the man who tormented her a monster

idk just find a lot of outrage on that point quite odd, responding as if Isabella is a real person whose depiction is humiliating rather than thinking about how this cruelty and violence functions within the text

Excellent piece of criticism, Katie really smashing it here tribunemag.co.uk/2026/02/wuther…

@amgittlitz this is an alarmingly perfect combo of all my husband’s interests, he can’t wait

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unfortunately i do need to rewatch heated rivalry at least once a day or else my nervous system will shut down and i will explode

@corthreadgoode This is certainly not real

Disgusted to find out @bookofthemonth is doing this? I will be canceling now.

@woahitsjuanito How could she even pick up a pen?? Her bones are so delicate

30 Rock's Emily Mortimer co-wrote the new Noah Baumbach picture????

@woahitsjuanito Chris is asleep rn so I can’t ask but I’m positive he’d say yes

is this what reading proust is like

A star!!!

My husband was on the SNY broadcast!!! It’s like @JohnDeMarsico can sense all the other movie dorks within a mile radius of the field. (Also I can’t sleep until I find the clip)

@HeliosTheGawd they’re called the Volturi, read a book

Does Italy have vampires?

sometimes you see a tweet and you just gotta watch the social network

@jennifercarolyn I had a feeling but PEOPLE MAGAZINE????? Okay star???? Okay A-list celebrity????

@corthreadgoode it’s an all new cast

JAMES FRANCO DESERVES TO BE IN PRISON

@diablocaundy @UhOhMorshedios CLAUDIA it’s life-changingggggg

Today my new teen volunteer told me he didn’t know the library had manga, he thought libraries just had “like, literature kinds of books, like erotic novels.”

@woahitsjuanito HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

oops i’m thirty four now

@jennifercarolyn Jen!!!!!!!! I’m speechless, this is so amazing ❤️❤️❤️

The Pitt is good, but it’ll never top this.

Chat*, are we cooked? *Vice president, defense secretary, guy from The Atlantic