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@Brian___Jethro P.d.filist

@LangleyAlf8782 @MessiXtraHQ Hahaha

@MessiXtraHQ Messi was marking each of their faces for next time 🔥🔥🔥

🚨👀 Cristiano Ronaldo refused to receive the runner-up medal after defeat. Meanwhile, when Lionel Messi and Inter Miami lost the final against Seattle, Messi stayed on the pitch and watched the entire celebration until the very end, wearing his second-place medal with respect, while the rest of his teammates had already walked away. That’s the difference. One couldn’t even accept defeat. The other respected the moment, respected the winners, and respected the game itself. You don’t show greatness only when you win. You show it in the way you lose too. That’s why Messi will always be remembered as more than just a footballer. 🐐♥️

@mcauthur_lokie Whats the name of that sensor

$100 gone just like that. Cars are expensive 🙌🏾

@Veewedecor People who owed Lazarus money when they heard he is alive again

It's been a while tisina kuita a Bible meme thread I will start👇 Cain killing his brother Abel

@ZimViral Ma vendor ndiwo akuvhara ma pavement but imi mukuona vanhu vakufamba slower than imimi chete

Munenge mapindireiko mu town kana musina plan?

Nezuro manheru ndakarohwa nembanje ndadeedzwa kuzodya, ndapinda mukitchen bho ndakutora food yangu ndakutanga kudya, ndakuona vanhu vakangonditarisa, ndapedza kudya ndakuti ndichiendesa plate. Ndakuona plate yasara kukitchen pese apa ndandichinokora mat, ndoseva mudish rekugezera maoko😭👐🏾

@Munyah_Wacho Ndaifunga ndakaona munhu asiriye But vanhu ndakambovaudza kuti ndiShumba avo

Me updating mu CV after appearing in The Bachelors TV Show for 30 seconds; Work Experience: College Central Creatives Jul 2025 - now - Played The Neighbor character in The Bachelors TV show so well it boosted College Central’s Viewership by 20% Skills - Adapting into character -Creative improvisation -People and Communication Skills -Good acting and Directing Skills -TV Script writing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, ini here ndine dzungu ungandidii

@Brian___Jethro @wicknellchivayo @CMukungunugwa Tiri kunyara baba

@wicknellchivayo @CMukungunugwa Hi handsome 😘😘😘

CELEBRATING LOVE ORDAINED BY GOD...❤️🙏🏼 Uyu mwana anonzi LULU we kwa MUTEKE aka zvibatira MBADA yake...You hardly find a man with everything HANDSOME , CLEAN, FUNNY, JOHANNE MASOWE, WEALTHY, FOCUSED, HARDWORKING, EXCEPTIONALLY INTELLIGENT, ZANU PF amongst other important things just but to name a few... Over the past few weeks, I had a moment of DEEP and BEAUTIFUL reflection as I celebrated our FIRST YEAR ANNIVESARY with my beloved wife. Words alone fail to fully explain the kind of LOVE, companionship, happiness and PEACE that I have found in her, because she is truly EVERYTHING I ever prayed for in a woman. You are my ANSWERED PRAYER !!! You came into my life as a BREATH OF FRESH AIR and consistently remain my SAFE PLACE in a world that is restless. You have stood by me, supported me, cheered me on and BELIEVED in me in UNIMAGINABLE ways. Even when the NOISE of the world grows louder, you remain my QUIET STRENGTH 🥰🥰🥰 What makes you even MORE SPECIAL and UNIQUE is that you UNCONDITIONALLY embraced my VISION and my FAITH in a way that only a few can understand. Wakapfeka GEMENZI , ukanditi MUDIWA WANGU, where you go I WILL FOLLOW, where you PRAY I will PRAY TOO !!! That alone WAS PRICELESS and showed me beyond any reasonable doubt , that till death do us apart ours is love ordained by GOD, which no man or WOMAN will put asunder. Even as my DARK past may try to disturb the BEAUTIFUL PLACE we have found in the PRESENT, you have remained CALM and reassured me that you will hold my hand through every storm. That kind of love is VERY rare and you've made me slowly believe in LOVE AGAIN ❤️. Thank you for being my partner, my BEST FRIEND, my confidante and my spiritual companion. Its unfortunate your gift has only arrived three weeks late, after our ANNIVERSARY but all the same, as a small expression of what my heart TRULY feels for you, I present to you YOUR BRAND spanking new handcrafted 2026 BENTLEY BENTAYGA (FACELIFT - ATELIER EDITION) which cost me 750 thousand USD, just as a small way to say THANK YOU for being you ❤️❤️❤️. To accompany your brand-new car and to keep you smiling every month you will also get small token of 1 MILLION USD or ZIG equivalent as your birthday present in May which i will gladly send by RTGS to any NOSTRO/ZIG account of your choice. You truly deserve nothing less than ROYALTY, as you are my QUEEN, my EVERYTHING !!! May our anniversary be the BEGINNING of MANY MANY MORE to come !!! I LOVE YOU❤️❤️❤️…Happy belated Anniversary to us, MADZIMAI LULU...TAMBIRAI ZUVA RINE CHIPO...🙏🙏🙏

@MlamboBrandonp Mabviravira enonsense

Rate this bus /10

@Makomborerol Hahaha I'm offended

Ma fans e Chelsea ne vana va mai Tt havana kusiyana gore ne gore kunouya baba vanyowani

@PeterNotDrury Has to be Felipe luis

If it comes down to one of these managers leading Chelsea next season, who would you rather have? Andoni Iraola | Xabi Alonso | Diego Simeone | John Terry | Enzo Maresca | Frank Lampard

@TouchlineX No Kante?

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Best French player per year since, according to Perplexity: 🇫🇷 2000: Z. Zidane 🇫🇷 2001: Z. Zidane 🇫🇷 2002: T. Henry 🇫🇷 2003: T. Henry 🇫🇷 2004: T. Henry 🇫🇷 2005: T. Henry 🇫🇷 2006: Z. Zidane 🇫🇷 2007: T. Henry 🇫🇷 2008: F. Ribéry 🇫🇷 2009: F. Ribéry 🇫🇷 2010: F. Ribéry 🇫🇷 2011: K. Benzema 🇫🇷 2012: F. Ribéry 🇫🇷 2013: F. Ribéry 🇫🇷 2014: K. Benzema 🇫🇷 2015: A. Griezmann 🇫🇷 2016: A. Griezmann 🇫🇷 2017: A. Griezmann 🇫🇷 2018: A. Griezmann 🇫🇷 2019: K. Mbappé 🇫🇷 2020: K. Mbappé 🇫🇷 2021: K. Benzema 🇫🇷 2022: K. Benzema 🇫🇷 2023: K. Mbappé 🇫🇷 2024: K. Mbappé 🇫🇷 2025: O. Dembélé

@CFCMods Felipe please

Chelsea fans, who do you want as our next manager?

@PenzuraWacho "mhamha ndiye mwana wenyu ridhiya Munhu mutena musafunge muindia"🎵

Winky D should give us some of his old songs in live sessions. Bro 🙌🏽 some of those songs slap even harder at live shows

@TeeMhazo Very likely kuti newewo ndizvo zvawaiitwa uchiri mudiki kuti hunzai ndibate mwana

Moitireiko vana vakawandisa musina mota, kupinda nevana 3 mubus? izvezvi ndapedzisira ndati ndipei umwe mwana ndibate, itai order pakuzvara apa

@shonapapi Agenda

Quality vs Quantity

@Brian___Jethro Zviri sweet izvi

Once you reach this stage , trust me , there is no breakup 😭👏

@DandaroOnline Brand new?

#dandarostreets Bagga turned heads this week after pulling off a touching gesture for his wife, gifting her a brand-new Suzuki Landy imported directly from Japan. The surprise delivery has been widely praised as a heartfelt display of appreciation, blending luxury with love in a moment that quickly caught public attention. Follow our WhatsApp Channel: whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va…

@nyanduwri King shady D flex Maskiri Enzo ishal Winky d( old songs) Tronix(takarambana) Jay c Freeman In no particular order varume vanotaura nyaya ava

Yanga yakanzi Vadiwa Mai huni

Banger💥💥