Emily White

Adult friendships are crazy cuz you’ll be asking each other shit like are u free at the end of October?

why did they call it the Paris Olympics and not Oui Sports

Such a nice weekend away with family and Freddie’s first time at the beach ☀️

Has anyone thought about breaking out the water cannon for the riots? With the amount of Lush products they load up on they'd be blinded in a zesty foam within minutes.

"they're stealing our jobs" you're literally rioting at 1pm on a wednesday, what job could you possibly have???

No, Gary from Blackpool with 1 GCSE, two brain cells and three teeth, Dr Ahmed the surgeon did not steal your job.

Be careful he may drop it because it’s hot

A woman tweeted "You must be broke if u bring food from outside into the cinema" No u must be dickhead if u pay 6.99 for a bag of skittles

People need to stop pretending aperol spritz is nice

What is with this weather!! It’s JULY!!!!

Btw if you don’t vote tomorrow, for the next 5 years you cannot complain about the state of the country.

Just a reminder on 4th July if you’re planning to vote Tory!

It’s Green Day-day #TheSaviorsTour

“I read something the other day”- me referencing a TikTok I watched

Chris’s first Father’s Day spent at Cotswold wildlife park and watching the England game tonight #EURo2024 🥰

Hayfever is hayfevering today 😭

adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed

Is the UK getting a summer this year or ? Like why am i freezing in june 😭😭

literally

can we normalize being in a bad mood for no reason.