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“Why are you treading on eggshells” Nicole THIS IS WHY #LoveIsland

I cannot express strongly enough how much I hate Harriet’s constant lip smacking, loud chewing and tutting. Her entire mouth makes my SKIN CRAWL #LoveIsland

Toby: *clearly doesn’t want to reveal intimate details about a girl he still cares about on national telly* Georgia: bUt DiD sHe MeSsAgE oThEr GuYs ThOuGh #LoveIslandAllStars

Claudia Winkleman in a creepy graveyard, surrounded by fire and fog, dressed all in black, breaking open crypts and dodging the po-po: the aesthetic I didn’t know I needed in 2024. @ClaudiaWinkle #TheTraitors

peak adorable British culture is having a complicated system of roads in Birmingham and naming it after spaghetti bc it’s all *wiggly jiggly*

This just in: Newsies is returning next year, suggested a West End transfer QUEEEEENS

So I’m watching Merlin for the first time (yes Merlin from 2008, I’m 15 years too late) and someone asked me what it was about… here’s a meme to summarise:

Did Djokovic just … with a banana … I- #WimbledonFinal

“Nah, I’m telling you it’s over, have a blast, bro” #LoveIsland

Petition for Jess to win by herself. She’s a humble, upstanding queen and we need an icon like her to win without a man #LoveIsland

Oh Ella hun that was the coldest reception I think I’ve ever seen on this show. I think Ouzy is the only one who is impressed with her choice. #LoveIsland

@harri_rose91 Useful info, thank you!!

@em_ilycat They (basically just Ty) were saying that they didn’t think Scott liked Catherine as much as he said he did and that he was just “playing a game”

Okay so I missed the episode in question - what was said around the fire pit between Catherine and Scott?? #LoveIsland

@sammyoliver1991 Gotcha thank you!

@em_ilycat So everyone was saying Scott doesn’t have feelings but just using Catherine to get further through the series, so he declared they were all wrong. So he’s just said basically it’s her that didn’t have feelings. And it should have been aimed at her not him

Molly has such main character syndrome by making everyone notice her when they’re having their moment #LoveIsland

Kady vs Molly fake nose scrunch. Choose your player. #LoveIsland

Jess is my favourite. She calls people out on their bs, she’s horrendously entertaining and she looks like an actual unedited human being when she lays on a bean bag. It’s refreshing seeing a normal, relaxed, confident person on this show. Hope she goes far. #LoveIsland

“So I trained in musical theatre but-“ “OH YOU CAN SING CAN YOU” Molly 100% wanted to tell Sammy what her day job is but he was too busy trying to be funny to hear it #LoveIsland

Sammy and Ella: “hi how are you?” “Good thanks how are you” “yeah how are you” “yeah really good wbu” “yeah good yourself?” #LoveIsland

Did Jess just ask if there are any girls that tickle their boxes? #LoveIsland