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Hey Yoda, it's Qui Gon. Just bought a child, can he come work for us. Don't say no

if i block someone it should delete their account and also kill them

put yourself in my crocs your honor

the beef jerky from dollar tree is people

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

@k3bert @SpeakerJohnson Is that just for you? Have you looked into private options?

By every measurable standard, Americans are better off under Republican leadership — and the economy is SURGING far beyond what the so-called “experts” ever predicted: Interest rates are DOWN. Inflation is DOWN. Gas prices are DOWN. Tax rebates are UP. GDP is UP and the economy is growing. Tens of millions of families are keeping more of their hard-earned money. We made promises. We've kept them.

likes are now private. genuinely 9/11 for a nosey cunt like me

Whenever I say i'm going swimming, this what I be talking about 😂

just need everyone to know i still have Twitter, not “x” 🔫

life is all about the 30-40 minutes you spend being goofy with someone you love before bedtime

is this Okeechobee

pretty soon pride month is going to include straight people too

nobody: Sara at the liquor store: we should come here more

surely this is the 3-day weekend that will fix my crippling burnout

Me going to the job I prayed for.