εмαα “asampete” 💕

There are years that ask questions, and years that answer.

@Mikeliberation Real life Eugene Achike

I went for the 6:30 a.m. Mass this morning—I’m a Catholic. I was sitting behind a couple at the back. I realized they were husband and wife when one of their children called the man “Daddy.” He didn’t even respond. The child kept tapping him to get his attention, but he ignored him. They came with four children, and the wife was struggling to handle all of them alone. The husband didn’t seem to care. During the Gospel reading, the wife stood up but had to sit down occasionally because the reading was long. Her husband looked at her and said, “Stand up and listen to the Gospel.” She quickly stood up again, still trying to manage the children. During Holy Communion, he went to the altar, received Communion, and walked back to his seat confidently. He also made a donation of ₦300,000 for the cathedraticum, and everyone applauded him. I looked at the wife, and she didn’t look happy at all. It made me wonder—how can you leave your partner alone in church to take care of four children without even assisting her? She was doing everything by herself, sweating throughout the Mass. Aren’t those children your responsibility too, even in church?

@iamklausenburg @ChideraDieli You forgot Jibowu Pancakes 😭😭😂😂

When Ejikem dated Aunty Ada When Sansa was dating Tife Danny was selling sneakers Segalink was bailing out boys from police When one bank used graphics to Diss every bank Sco pa tu mana, o jewa ka eng When Shola was Jaythedope and got detained Rema would often rant once once Peruzzi slapped pamilerin Pamilerin shared pads Crackhead girl that screamed out music lyrics out in public places Shank was making Twitter memes Chemical brother was called Aba Goliath by Dreylo Sub delivery man days later post sub man That meins you will sleep here

"Was it really my fault?" asked the Short Skirt. "No, it happened with me too," replied the Burka. The diaper in the corner couldn't even speak. -Darshan Mondkar

@Eagle272461 Rhemaaaa!!!!! 🥳

She didn't hear The Auction to Function is given by the Grace that superseds Disgrace. Sweet Rythmes no dy abi😂😂

@Teeniiola The comment section made me really happy. Two hours of The Holy Mass and you feel like your spirit wasn’t fed?. That’s on you my sister. You know what you’re looking for… go for it!

Coming back from church and I feel like my spirit was not fed today, honestly the gospel in catholic doesn’t cut it for me. Catholic priests should go for pastoral teachings to learn how to dissect the Bible inorder to satisfy their parishioners spiritually”— Catholic Lady bares her heart

The thing most people don’t understand is that Catholic Mass isn't mainly designed to be a long Bible-study or teaching session. The real “food” is the Holy Eucharist itself, that's the core moment Catholics believe they're actually receiving Christ. The homily is meant to be brief, focused, and tied to the readings of the day, not a full motivational TED Talk. That said, it's completely valid to crave deeper explanation or more personal application of Scripture. That's why many parishes have Bible study groups, charismatic renewal prayer meetings, Legion of Mary, she can join for that extra spiritual battery recharge.

I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy

I trust God for this final miracle. I just need to move from Point A to Point B with ease. But if he says I should wait. I will wait patiently 🙏🏾

@iam__reynold Walahi I dey sick since that day 😭

I made two “big girl” purchases and immediately fell ill afterwards 🫠 🫠

@frmarcellinus Thank you oooo 🤣

The gospel tomorrow long like last Sunday own. I repeat, the gospel tomorrow long pass last Sunday own. If you like wear high heel 👠.

I have never heard of a festival where men come together and beat corrupt politicians in Nigeria.

@evonEEstyles @TomiwaTegbe So why didn’t he say something like “excite” or “trigger” or idk something else in the dictionary!!!

@TomiwaTegbe Not defending him but what if he truly didn't mean it in a sexual way..just what if? A police man is human too so why can't he be given a benefit of doubt. But that no mean say him no dey craze sha

All of a sudden we don’t know what “turn on” means, we’re bringing out dictionary to explain the meaning of turn on to defend a police man 😂

There are just too many things wrong with this damn country!!!!

My brothers abeg!! Today is not the day to be saying NOT ALL MEN. Abeg! Abeg!

“Not all men” it wasn’t all police either but we gathered the nation to protest ENDSARS against the police as an institution. It didn’t matter if it was all police during the protests to you fools, you understood cause you were victims. Let women say whatever the fuck they want!

My new pencil art on paper. Shadows of the evening II

This has got to be a kind of sick joke!

Real churches have altars, not stages. The mass is not a show; it's heaven touching earth.