TheEmailGuy

*NOW BRINGING [[Xtra specil deels]] TO [[Your unlocked home]] STRAIGHT FROM THE [[Blue birdie]] APP!

@ITSTVT1ME *DUE 2 prior [[xecution points]] I CAN SAY [[without a shadow of a doubt]] THAT IT DOES [[jiggle jiggle]]!

FINE. THIS ISNT EDITED. I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANYMORE OF YOU ASKING ME "DOES IT JIGGLE"

Idk. Apple tenna

@cakesnake04 *I’D TAKE A [[massive]] BYTE OUT OF THAT [[delicos]] [[red delicious]]!

*[[sincerest apologies]] FOR [[inactive]]! *THE [[SPECIL DEELS]] WILL [[return after a message from our sponsor]]!

driving to work

@tendagumi *GOOD TO SEE YOU ARE [[imagination]]ING MY [[amazing performance]] B UT YOU MAY NEED A [[brand spanking new]] [[cungadero]]! *CLICK HERE FOR A [[dead]]% DISCOUNT!

TEAR IT ALL DOWN #spamtenna #spamton #tenna #deltarune detail in replies

@hollenix *THAT DAMNED [[TV]] IS [[ finaly]] GETTING WHAT HE [[had coming]]!

@SamptonGSpamton *DON’T FORGET TO BRING THE [[soft 2 ply]] AVAILABLE FOR ONLY [[$4.99]]!

sometimes when i accidentally draw him too hot i just pull up his game sprite and stare at it for two solid minutes

@mlyashka *YOU WILL [[dead]] OF [[heat stroke]] IF YOU STARE AT [[my]] FOR 2 LONG!

I just can't hate this guy even if he's horrible inside and out. He’s completely weird looking and ugly but he's got a certain charm to him that tickles my soul. He's like a crab that looks weird but is oddly cute at the same time

@indigothegogo *MY [[facial]] IS AKIN TO THAT OF A [[crustacean]]! *VERY [[cutie patootie]]! *CUTE ENOUGH TO SELL THIS AMAZING [[hyperlink blocked]]!

@everrhart *I WOULD WANT THESE [[amazing deels!]] 2!

@email_guy_c1997 I want you

He makes me want to merge without looking #spamton #spamtenna

@Bella84245014 @totallyradmucky *KRIS KRIS, THEY’RE [[finding out]] I GOTTA GET [[vacate the premises immediately]]!

@email_guy_c1997 @totallyradmucky

spending time with funny dad means angering the weird puppet guy ho ho ho #deltarune

@totallyradmucky *AH SOME GOOD [[lesser]] [[lesser than less]] [[father and son bonding]]!

@email_guy_c1997 no you can see him they are just rage baiting you gang 🥀🥀🥀

@Epilepticlown @bepilled1 *I’VE BEEN [[brand new luxury photo frame]]D I TELL YOU! *A [[false]] MADE UP BY THAT DAMNED [[TV]]!

@email_guy_c1997 @bepilled1 peak comedy

#spamtenna #deltarune #deltarunespoilers kidnapped in the back of a ‘dero? Press [F1] for help!

@utdr_struggles *WHAT THE [[heck]] HELL I GIVE THE [[best of the best]] [[fellatio]]!

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