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Here's me, playing piano with my favourite band. youtube.com/watch?v=ufJgLQ…

What do you mean being in England do a week means there’s like 16 hours of each day where me and my favourite person can’t talk this is such a con 😪

Ref has made like 3 calls in PSG’s favour already. I know we’re shit but don’t make it shitter

People without suitcases as hand luggage should be allowed to disembark first. I have a backpack, I’m not about to hit every fucking seat and have my wheels get stuck sideways, please let me through

Zara shaw, what a comeback. Wish we could’ve done it easier than that, but a cute FA cup story regardless

Jonsdottir I hadn’t even finished making my lunch. I love u xoxo

Is it just me or are the ads in #mafs getting less and less subtle. The other day it was a hydration thing, today ‘I went to chemist warehouse’ and a whole linger on the purchased items??

Random guy who invited me to his Duolingo family plan has now cancelled the family plan and I’ll never trust anyone ever again

@reneeslegers_ In the same way Liverpool don’t feature bc don’t have an Aussie. They’re talking about crossover of club teammates, not just which teams’ players will be playing

The cascadia rivalry has to be one of the best in women’s sports in general. Every game has some insanity, 9 players about to win 2-0 is just about normal levels of insanity

Thank god for that

That’s Sam Kerr, man. Can’t believe I ever sang slanderous songs about her

Tillies need more goals. Alanna in mid, right now

So a keeper literally can’t go for the ball for fear of the player looking for a pen? Cool cool just checking

Okay I’ve decided EvE gets a 10 min cameo to make her the most capped Tillie and then she leaves and KCC comes on :-)

Would it be cynical to say that was a deliberate, accidental looking head injury so PRK could get some added mins?

How the fuck is a quarter final half empty man

This is going to be a very niche tweet but you definitely could’ve told me American Girls by Harry styles was a The Maine song. Specifically his voices during the ‘I’ve known you for ages’ part, he sounds SO much like John

You play at the same club as the woman who captained England to 2 European championships (something the men haven’t done ONCE) and the best you can do is a fucking tennis player. Embarrassing.

ALANNA KENNEDY IF YOU HAVE NO FANS I AM DEAD

Wait the hockey boys on SNL weren’t background actors?? Those were the actual hockey boys??