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C.J. STROUD 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️. That's All

Deshaun Watson: *points to the sky after a touchdown* God:

It should be illegal for restaurants to leave shrimp tails on when putting shrimp in pasta

JOB. FINISHED.

THE SECOND NO-HITTER IN #WORLDSERIES HISTORY. WOW.

DON’T MESS WITH MACK.

Stop saying we smell like DOG PAWS we’re trying to sell chips here

Being an adult really just means you have an upstairs bottle of ibuprofen and a downstairs bottle of ibuprofen

And this, everyone, is the greatest video of all time:

I don’t want to be a Houston Texans fan anymore

aye no bullshit that kid was insane for befriending E.T.

Nobody: Ppl who use to work in restaurants : ⬇️

I have never opened Shazam not in a rushed panic

Can we go back to tv shows having 26 episodes? I’m tired of this trend of having to wait a year and a half for a 9-12 episode season.

have u ever said yes to a last minute plan and it turned out to be one of the best memories