Emily Bauer

"How do you spell Karen? C A R I N?" - @EthanShurson

"Do you prefer the slippery slope or the carpet ride" @EthanShurson 😂😂😂😂

Got a little drunk watching intervention today..

@Danabuhnaynuh moe?

You're not the only person on the face of the planet

I'm annoyed.

You shouldn't be so judgemental, you're not that great #honestyhour

Venting Via twitter start now

Feeling like a fucking telemarketer...

@Danabuhnaynuh @DaddySparkles @BlackOutStin #homesickformygirls

@Danabuhnaynuh @DaddySparkles @BlackOutStin trust me you three Talk like saints compared to these guys.

And when people change who they are around other people.

Sick of people talking shit about other people. It's not that hard to be nice and its disappointing to listen to

It's hard to bite my tounge when my friends are being ugly...

So my boss told me he used to be afraid of toothpaste... 😞

I just naired Ethan's back. That's true friendship right there. #thebrothel

My boss is bragging that he goes to movies by himself cus "he doesn't wait for anybody" errrrmmm ummn ok...

Those voice mails that trick you into thinking the person picked up get me every damn time! #heytherehitherehowdoyoudo #ringring

Living the dream

Ethan scared the shit out of me twice already today... Shit really wakes you up