Katie

My phone autocorrects froyo to Frodo and that's all you need to know about me.

@GooglePixel_US You sent me a "free" replacement for my Pixel 5a that's costing me close to $100. I purchased a 5a case/protector through YOUR store that you're not compensating. Your "replacement" is not making me whole, and actually costing me $$.

@sanschips Loved working with @sanschips ! Super communicative.

lovely family portrait for @emceedowel!!

✨COMMISSIONS THREAD DOWN BELOW✨ a collection of commissions I've finished since December of last year‼️

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

@KelOfKells @DesignByZoe Wow! I love it

@AskSunTrust Very disappointed in your dispute resolution team. It sucks being scammed during covid and now I know that you can't help when it matters most.

@slamschultz Agreed- whenever I do the same thing I feel obligated to follow up with "It's a machine and it does washing!!"

I always accidentally call the ‘dishwasher’ the ‘washing machine’ but.... I’m not wrong!

A lot of people offering their services pro bono so I figured I would do the same: if u r a cops wife and want ur pussy eaten while he’s out wearing Batman body armor, escalating a problem him and his colleagues caused, dm me

Mine immune system, whomst spent 23 years wading through centimeter-thick Georgia pollen, when it sees one (1) cherry blossom:

Unintended consequence of #COVID19 - Mexican standoffs in the ladies' room where no one wants to be the first to stop washing their hands.

My #MondayMood is that my dataset keeps outputting in Japanese encoding so I can't read it and I don't know why

@JennyRogers11 Excuse me that sounds delicious

@KelOfKells Doo Doo Doo, Doo Doo Doo Doo, Doo Doo Doo DOO Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo!

In today's edition of Memories I've Repressed, I just traced my hatred of cauliflower back to the kid in third grade whose entire lunch was raw cauliflower dipper in yellow mustard.

Me: I hate clichés Author: then they had an emotional scene in the rain Me [sobbing]: then they had an emotional scene in the rain

Can we as a society please end any sort of toenail fungus advertisement with pictures

Mr. Sandman

So then I had to eat my food with a heaping pile of guilt. Hashtag never again...

I always feel guilty when I participate in the gig economy, but yesterday I really wanted to #treatyoself so ordered DoorDash. Driver goes AWOL, then shows up 1 hour later because her car broke down and she walked the rest of the way???

I cannot.

Talking to verizon chat staff is like a Seinfeld episode of surrealism. This is Casey providing me with "a direct line to the sales department."