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@emdawg02

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Katılım Kasım 2012
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If i make more than $400,000 in the next four years I will literally give Joe Biden a blowjob in addition to paying the extra taxes on it
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I hope Mike Tyson smacks the fuck outta this little dork
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Got my car professionally detailed today and it was honestly better than sex
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Dating apps are failing me imma bout to start hanging out outside the fire station or something
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I personally think it’s extremely chaotic that the calendars think Sunday is the first day of the week
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Nothing says sexy like rubbing a layer of Vasaline in my nostrils and turning my humidifier on before crawling into bed
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Stuff that would make my cat throw up 🤝 him eating it
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I’ve said it before and I will say it again
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I hate how sometimes you’re just scrolling through Twitter and you just accidentally see a horrific and graphic video of someone getting killed???? Like ????? Why would I ever want to see that???????
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Thanks Amazon but I’m going to pass on the “used - very good” toilet seat savings
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I just accidentally found the reborn baby doll corner of Facebook marketplace and i could have just gone my whole life not knowing these existed but here we are
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Nowhere in the Bible did I read that Adam dropped Eve off at work & kept her car
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Why didn’t those dumb ass pilgrims make Thanksgiving on a fucking Friday
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Im sorry having to watch an ad on a streaming service that i pay for in order to watch a TRAILER!?! We’re in the greatest depths of hell I’m sure of it
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“These edibles ain’t shit!” Me 2 hours later to the CVS cashier:
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