laia

me if you even care

stop perceiving my baby 😫

not even king arthur would be to pull me out or off him

@_cryptical__ that's convenient😭😭 i hope my tl learns something from yours

@emdstarkey 😭

just saw a tweet of shawn as pope walking shirtless but the tl refreshed and i didn't have time to appreciate his bouncy boobs properly bring it back 😫😫

@CzarinaEZ thank you somuch!!!

@emdstarkey here you go

@lupippin2026 incredibly fofinho!!!!!

@emdstarkey Que gordo nada, fofinho!

@pittilingos lo vi en un tiktok y dije pa mi JAJAJAJAJJA

@emdstarkey LAIA QUE ME DA voy a usar esa frase en mi vocabulario del dia a dia

@pittilingos els hi tinc un odi als francesos 😭

@emdstarkey que a sobre és francès, parla un castellà perfecte i porta aquí ANYS, tio parles 2 llengues romàniques que m'estàs intentant vendre

Acabo de tenir la meva primera reclamació a l'ajuntament sobre per què els rebuts de l'aigua surten en català. Senyor sap vostè on viu?

i like titus so much he ticks so many boxes he's just too good ughh

big loud yearning sigh

i just noticed the typo but i tweeted this from work and i totally forgot to read again before posting 😔 it's supposed to be dbF

getting pics like this from dbj jack abbot mid shift would make working sm better 😔

@redliptruth HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEENSTRID (she looks so fluffy oh mygod)

TODAY IS ASTRID’S BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASTRID

@sumnerslove shittiest dad ever tells best uncle ever no one will have kids with him meanwhile his daughter probably wishes pope was her dad instead 😔

@emdstarkey mind you it wad coming from BAZ like man I'll beat the dogshit out of you

baz telling this man that nobody would have children with him has got to be the biggest lie told in the history of mankind, right after judas saying he's not the one betraying jesus... I would give him a whole football team.

@CzarinaEZ i'll have three courses of bloody titus please

@emdstarkey mmmmmmm lets laia

has anyone been able to move on from this bc i'm still at the titus restaurant

@CzarinaEZ let's order some food we'll be here a while

@emdstarkey nope…im still at the restaurant

@rueinthealps yes!!! i'm obsessed i can't stop

@emdstarkey YOU CALLED!?

@sumnerslove 😔 i wish he was real

@emdstarkey oh please

also ik you're busy @ shawn but we miss u terribly post a selfie plsplspls

pls 😔😔😔😔😔😔