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I’m 7’4” since that seems to matter

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emelyjone@emelyjone·
I went to show my friend in class the chick fil a bun I got that looked like Steve Harvey’s head and all he said was, “wow you took a LOT of pictures of that.”
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Pissed Pissedofferson
Pissed Pissedofferson@femmebot2000·
one cocktail in and i’m feeling like this
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WHOLE CHICKEN SUNDAY ‼️‼️
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Me with a family size bag of cheddar jalapeño cheetos
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“I’m sorry, THEY get on my last goddamn nerve.”
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I can feel my uterus throbbing inside of my body
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Sometimes I call homeland bank and ask to raise my daily limit and they make me tell them who my great grandfather is + the color of my underwear before they’ll do it and sometimes I tell them my name and how much to raise it to and they say “yes my queen anything for you”
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I wanna ft my niece but she’s at school 🤨
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@MadDeeOhDoubleG They used to sell these in Jena with a sign that said how many fully processed deer u could fit in each size
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medicine@MadDeeOhDoubleG·
When I die burry me in a 25 cubic foot chest deep freeze
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Sydney Battle
Sydney Battle@SydneyBattle·
me rising from my edible coma to ask the flight attendant for a ginger ale in a clear, considerate voice that conveys gratefulness and respect
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emelyjone@emelyjone·
Just found out that the real treasure is the friends we made along the way …
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emelyjone@emelyjone·
Does UR bf know the names of all the stray cats on ur street that u named ??? Yeah… that’s what I thought…
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my diva cup runneth over
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