𝑅𝙰𝚈 𝑜𝑓 𝑙𝑖ᵍʰᵗ
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𝑅𝙰𝚈 𝑜𝑓 𝑙𝑖ᵍʰᵗ
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why are you hanging out with my daughter.

how were yew thinkin’ cause .. this could become very erm.

ah doubt yew’d enjoy ridin’ around in a mail truck all day. least here, thin’s don’t go by so fast. don’t know if tha quiet life suits me, yanno? ah like spendin’ time with ya.


do .. would yew like me ta taste yew????

well, ah feel bad fer not helpin’ out around here. it’s too big fer one lil man to be tendin’ to. don’t think tha sheep even like me either. kinda too loud—— réamonn. that’s not what ah meant.

who was tastin’ yew that isn’t me.

… ah’d like that. fresh water is nicer on tha skin than salt. hate tha feelin’ of sand though. mn? that’ll change when like, yew look elsewhere! or whatever. * 😒


why would ah be bathin’ with tha sheep???? ah was born in hel, not a barn. do ya like what yew see or somethin’? don’t think ah’m that attractive. get too hot ‘n ah need ta cool off.






