Eleni Kramer

if my man was in that submarine, i would’ve found it by now.

what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing

Me at work tomorrow for the first time in two weeks trying to remember what it is I do.

Age yourself with a store. I’ll go first: LIMITED TOO

when she just got done acting crazy and now she wants a kiss

siblings are important because they’re like external hard drives for your memories and personality. you can text them stuff like “what do i want for Christmas”

me & my friends meeting up to talk about how we aren’t the issue

@PopBase Skechers is owned and operated by a Jewish family. Kanye showing up and not knowing

hey i quit ur job for u do u wanna hang out

You think you found a parking spot and then boom. Kia damn Soul.

instead of texting "on my way" ima just send this

@elisvxmerivnos What if I forget what my favorite breakfast order is. @jcb_krmr

having a child so expensive Rihanna gone back to work 😩

They said he got an interview at KFC today 👀🤣

“how come you never post me?” i only post jokes on here babe and you not a joke to me

coming outside to get my “dinner for two” from the grubhub driver twitter.com/jessmcmxci/sta…

Let’s get it

So I got 10% more