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@emiliejohnstone

she/her | can be found in a cloud; in convo w myself | never use legality as a metric for morality | ♎️

Glasgow, Scotland Katılım Eylül 2015
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what came first ? the aries or the ovaries ?
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recently identified that i scratch more when my rooms messy
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@bigred__x hahahaha love u chick. needin any furniture moved, let me know💪🏽
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every wee pair/group needs a dedicated male or male-strength-presenting member to carry stuff from the car to the camp location and unfortunately i am this
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just completed a task that took me 3.5 years to start, in 5 hrs. what's evdy else up to ? xxx
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told the chick that i give work-lifts to, never to give me petrol money cos well ?? i'm literally going that way ?? & she's started "paying" me in traditional nepalese dishes 🫶🏼 a would literally !die! for all wholesome, well-mannered, & intentionally-considerate humans
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can i come over and ask sooo many questions
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could someone (preferably a psychologist) please explain to me why cleaning my entire gaff; spending an entire day without speaking a single word, aloud; and an hour out in the sunshine/water (especially on a weekend day) provides me w this much dopamine?
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new moon ascension bayybeee
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@bigred__x second the best ? @ david you can be first the worst tbh i'll take third the one w the hairy chest :L
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longest av ever went not seeing my gemini since we met all they years ago n in a few weeks a get to spend her birthday aka our friendship anniversary in California w her n her other libra💛
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sorry i didn't reply 🥰 i was too busy sexualising my own romantic idealisms x
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mental how i'm only 24 & i already know who the exact supporting cast are for the rest of ma adult script ?
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whoever's whitey av just had to clean off ma car, i hope you have a terrible day x
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confession ! i am currently the cosiest, cleanest n most content wee lassie in paisley !
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matt bernstein@mattxiv·
great day to share some of my fav pics of princess diana hanging out and shaking hands w AIDS patients at a time when the disease was so stigmatized, nurses would leave trays of food outside of patients’ rooms for fear of catching it via touch
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more importantly, happy 5555 day to all
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people who don't "believe" in astrology only know their sun sign FACTS
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erin ♡@erinmhk·
I woke up earlier than normal and did a couple small things and my boyfriend said “you’re full of quests this morning” and u know what. he’s right. will not be describing my little tasks as anything other than quests from now on.
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