rocky💎galboa

☝🏼would never not listen to different versions of suddenly seymour like a musical human centipede literally grow up cause no

cause carnivore carnival lol u know

why isnt there more meats at carnivals?

of all my absolute vividly unhinged crime-related nghtmares, the worst was prob last night when i dreamt i chatted w a realtor about neighborhoods in cambridge ma Dont @ Me Im Processing

Butt Dials Galore.

is cotton eye joe about spiders cuz i dont know where they come from & i do not know where they go? this is a good joke

ok nvm did self-checkout anyways wtvr lol have u *talked* recently? not interested 🤷🏼‍♀️

um i am (36f, exclusive self-checkout girlie) literally too sleepy to do it myself

WAIT UM DID WE ALL KNOW JON STEWART WAS THE LITTLEST CUTIE AND NOT 6’1??? IM SICK

weekender bags are for like…..everyday right? and its name is like…a lil joke?

Please can we stop underestimating someone’s pain based on their ability to keep going? Just because someone is high-functioning, they go to work, they study, they workout…they do all the things they need to get done doesn’t make their pain any less real. Just be mindful of that

uber driver thinks im just a girlie silently scrolling maybe rude when really im just a neurodivergent btch silently enraged w rsd asking what row my moms in at the play im late for lol

@AskADHD can we get this out to ppl its important science or wtvr #askadhd

okok a shower 5 min is a dry land 30-60 seconds (give or take)

oops 🙋🏼‍♀️ i do donuts or death actually

sthg im learning recently is that if i feel like i am flirting? its gonna feel much more like being bullied 🤷🏼‍♀️ TO YOU! not me! i feel flirting so sry or

once the little concerts over im likeeee…okkkeeewutsnext heheh #SuperBowl2024

started succession recently & being the gremlin i am, just got to s4 ep1 anddd its good! this is a good show! 🤞🏼it might be sthg you know🤞🏼

This made me laugh so hard 🤣 (it’s a joke, but also, this is totally how I open boxes) #ADHD

just hopped on here for the first time in decades? and babes…this kinda slaps ngl