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Emily Bernstein

@emilybern

@realoverheardla / words in @the_belladonnas @pointsincase / podcast https://t.co/iCMc8UHvII / same name on bluesky

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Haziran 2009
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Emily Bernstein@emilybern·
Will Arnett shouting protect art from AI while he does ads for claude on his podcast 🙃
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Lorem Ipsum would be a beautiful name for a girl
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if i had a chip on my shoulder i would just eat it i love chips
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when I hear my cat throwing up in the other room:
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Why stop at groundhog day? We should predict everything with rodents. Put a gerbil in charge of the stock market
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I still don’t know who jelly roll is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask #grammys
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“Look, the Melania movie was so bad, we had to release some Epstein files”
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Just found out that therapists have their own therapists which implies the existence of a final boss therapist
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Checking to see if my cat is hiding under the bed before I vacuum
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Fage gap relationship (she likes chobani)
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trü frü@tru_fru·
ok fine. who want a pr box.
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Instead of dry January I’m doing sigh January where I just walk around the house and sigh
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Ever since I was a little girl I wanted to ask my doctor about Skyrizi
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guy at the end of 'twelve days of christmas' : uhh this is 23 birds
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women only want one thing and it’s Mr. Napkinhead
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please go to therapy and leave the rest of the world alone
Sam Altman@sama

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