emily effler

Some have called her “Decimating but regenerative”=me having my chart read.

When Sammy Guevara turned heel on Chris Jericho the exact same way Jericho turned on Shawn Michaels 🤯

I may have gone through a queer breakup, but feel encouraged in my gayness as I spotted a pile of lumber outside a comedy show and am prioritizing scoping that out over socializing.

RIP, Clarence Carter. In 2023, Billboard ranked ‘Strokin’’ (1986) at #79 on its list of ‘The 100 Best Pop Songs Never to Hit the Hot 💯’, a track simply too filthy for radio to touch.

Jesus Christ

Having an ADHD wife is fun because she’ll say something like “I’m going to take my make up off,” then leave the room, and immediately come back with the cat.

Seeing him makes my vagina construct a game of thrones level wall on sight, but rhyming flutin’ with gluten made me scream.

My husband got me my favorite movie on blu ray for Christmas and the world has been such shit that every week I have an excuse for why he’s just not ready to see “Legends of the Fall”.

@BondJohnBond Looking into SEAD sea scrolls though.

@BondJohnBond Hahahahha. I also make sure I get real stoned when really sitting down with The Tube

I go on YouTube to relax, not learn that AI JUST Decoded THE SEAD SEA SCROLLS. My algorithm needs rescuing.

BREAKING: Wrestling has been released from WWE. Reports indicate that moving forward, the company will be known as “World Entertainment” Shows will no longer feature a wrestling ring, and will instead go all in on Entrances and Advertisements. -TKO

I want a wrestler whose special move is just called “the face smash”. Copyrighted.

I don’t know that watching 15 precision haircuts in a row WONT make me feel better. Yet.

Come to Dungeon May 1st in Los Angeles at Lyric Hyperion.

Cody Rhodes: Hey look. It’s my old friend Jellyroll. #wrestlemania

When Dominik Mysterio asked Logan Paul about JAPAN... “You guys haven’t been to Japan??” Logan instantly got uncomfortable as hell. Then Dom kept going.. “You gotta go to Japan” “can you go to Japan?” Logan Paul’s face the whole time 😭😭

I postmated Popeye’s for wrestlemania and got half my order and paid an unfathomable amount of money for something I remembered being better and missing the good stuff. And that’s how I feel about WWE compared to what AEW has built. I’m just DISAPPOINTED.

We need to talk honestly about this situation: The AI CEOs themselves have made a straightforward case for self-defense. They’ve publicly claimed that (A) ASI has a nontrivial chance of killing everyone on Earth, (B) ASI will arrive in 0-5 (maybe 10) years, and (C) they

They say there's nothing funny about suicide, so I tried my best.