i have kidney stones

Only reason you'll ever see me at hardees is when I'm passing thru the parking lot to get to el som

he likes if a gay little skunk made a wish to become human

@jgllst96 Soooooo true

@emilyfischking at any wedding

and what if i said i don’t watch dylan at all and just watch daniella the whole time?? #DWTS

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY!!

the Weekend Update desk on SNL tonight is what the inside of my brain looks like at all times

Idk how yall can hate this album I’ve been shaking ass and dancing for the past 2 days

Jeremy culhane was the first face I saw when watching #SNL51 🥰

i think some people who are criticizing showgirl need to know that while youve been getting down about the liars and the dirty dirty cheats of the world you couldve been getting down to this sick beat

me pretending to do my job during taylor swift album release week

4 years ago when I was working at a work event, a girl put a frog in a box on my table and had me baby sit it while she ate lunch

In my crafting era

CAUSE THESE MEN AINT WHAT???

MS EGGY NOOOOOOOOO

(2017-2025)

👏👏👏

they asked really nicely to not destroy them, they even said please :(

JEREMY ON SNL?!!!

this is like zayn malik leaving one direction