Emily Johnson

“Yo Brian, do we have the melon uke?”

Lauren: why’s this towel wet? 💧 Me: it was ret from the wain 🌧

I love dancing in my car at lights to make people feel uncomfortable🚦 🚘then race them 🏎💨🚥

I’m not going to tell my mom shhh 🍭 🍬 🍭 🍭 🍬

Today I was interviewed for the Manitoba Newspaper by calgarians about my basketball provincial win, camo warmups, and shoe size.

New girl. New ideas. New material. Brace yourselves... it's gonna be one heck of a ride. Proud to entertain the Emily femily❤️

Then the pottery came in and could have been better

Then I was so exhausted I had to refuel with some cut up noodles

Here for gum not money

I got a sticker for my dedication

I had mixed emotions throughout this process

I spend 3 hours painting pottery tonight a thread:

Please google how to roll down the window in a Jeep so that I can order my milkshake

the right way to wake up... 1-stretch then start doing bicycle in the air 2-leave one leg in the air for a few seconds 3-scream the time then run out of the room 4-jump back in your bed or the floor or where ever you sleep

Peanut butter babies..

“Everybody needs a little Portuguese in their life.”

Smart Uncle Particle 🤓