emily

Bears cannot do anything right ever lmao

Why do the bears fucking suck?

My favorite is when pharmaceutical commercials state “do not take this drug if you’re allergic to it” THANKS. I DIDNT KNOW THAT.

Shower beer, yes. Shower cocktail? Absofuckinglutely not

IT people explaining project management tools to project managers is the most painful and hilarious thing ever

When the new QA lead spells their email wrong for systems access

I don’t even have a dog

Dog park drama is next level, I swear.

I would say that the biggest thing missing from my life right now is Barbie pink wine glasses

If anyone ever asks me about Rihanna again… BITCH SHE DID THAT.

Still not over when the woman on my flight next to me got on the phone after landing and said “yeah, i don’t know, we were supposed to go to Honolulu but went to Maui instead.”

I guess if I were to summarize this year, my parents putting photos of me taking sake bombs on the front of the Christmas card would be a good way to explain it.

I hate when tech teams act like they “didn’t know” their business teams were dependent on them

Y’all. JLo is thriving.

Las Vegas exists to remind us that toe rings are still a thing

When I really think about it, the amount of lazy I am is almost petty

I just think it’s funny that so many people worry about aliens when there are actual ostriches that exist, but who am I..

I don’t understand how a salad can be deconstructed?? Like ok…

Fucking assholes. Supreme Court is a joke.

I’m still not over the fact that it took a global pandemic for humans to learn what germs are