Emma

@elonmusk The mental asylum just called, they want their Elon back

Don’t say Hess to Nazi accusations! Some people will Goebbels anything down! Stop Gőring your enemies! His pronouns would’ve been He/Himmler! Bet you did nazi that coming 😂

@flanaaaaa Who writes this stuff

We really at that stage now where people are posting about the meaning of their names based on the Urban Dictionary 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

@flanaaaaa @gooner_DaveK Now this is the reply I’ve been waiting to see 😍

@gooner_DaveK @emma_lunde Well in any case I quickly ran home and took my striped shirt off. Can’t be unfavourable in Lunde’s eyes

boys and their striped t-shirts < anything else

@RibletYoung @CricketRustling 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@CricketRustling @emma_lunde

@laurian_rose That bottle store is the goat

There’s absolutely f*cked traffic on my road because there’s a bottle store opposite us and apparently we South Africans do not take chances 😂😂 😂

@andonibuhler I had calamari for dinner tonight

No one cares about the mapped out image of the route you just ran bro

Brb just tryna figure out if I have any skills

@trophystatus1 What I would do

Finding a box of cigarettes at your home during lockdown >>>>>>

Friends, money, ass. I can’t argue with what’s clearly already written in the stars

@KorkorOpai Omg me too

@laurian_rose He needs proper pool attire

I always used to wonder how they could vote for someone like Donald Trump to be their president but now having watched Tiger King all my questions have been answered

@MichaelaOkla I Am Pilgram

@laurian_rose Hahahahahaha

Man said he was really enjoying doing yoga with me - turns out you can see stills in a timelapse 😂😂😂

@PooBouy My dad bought it uncrushed 🤣

@emma_lunde Yoh that’s hard core - aren’t you supposed to crush this🤣🤣

I decided today that drinking everyday during lockdown is probably not the best... it’s been one day and I’m currently drinking water out of a wine glass

@PooBouy Himalayan rock salt in a cereal bowl cause my fam trying to be alt

@emma_lunde Is that cereal on the right and butternut on the left😗🤣