Emma Millions

@depressionlesss I love how us cat owners say "I know" when our cats miaow. We do know. We do.

And the award for the cutest "miaow" goes to....

@felicefan @CameronYardeJnr Give me Mike Yarwood singing ‘Like a Virgin’ with Legs and Co dancing on a Saturday night and I’ll be happy

@emmamillions @CameronYardeJnr Now it's thick gobshites on reality shows, shouting at each other.

With the Michael Jackson movie doing so well and getting people to listen to his music again. It's time to revisit arguably the greatest cover o one o his classics with The Jackson Five. Keith Harris singing, 'Can You feel It?' #MichaelMovie

@CameronYardeJnr @felicefan Ahh light entertainment. Whatever happened to that?

@felicefan @emmamillions That's true. It also shows when every department had a bit of money. A kid's entertainment show early evening with a decent light entertainment budget.

One of my cats is having one of those late night slurpy slurpy licky licky chompy chompy cleaning frenzies and it is literally the loudist thing I have ever heard

@LouiseWeebe I saw some people on the TV. Someone sent me a text message. I am done for a whole week.

I saw some people out the window. That’s enough social interaction for today.

@stephenhilton23 I would love to message you but I am not alloed by X

D.i.v.o.r.c.e.

@TheDarkPages Oh Karen. It's the worst thing and it never gets easier. I've lost 4 fur babies over the last few years and I am crying now at your tweet because I feel all of those beautiful little things that they do for you. They are mostly dicks but those little things... I miss them all

My Honey died last night. He used to meet me at the door each day and he was wild about fresh flowers and ribbons. He put his chin on my wrist while I worked on my writing. And he gave the sweetest kisses and hugs. He turned 19 earlier this month. I miss him beyond measure. 💔

@abigailgeorgiax @caitlinnaughts Hard agree. It's been going this way over the last few seasons but this one has been awful. I can't watch anymore and feel like a decent human being. What happened? They crossed a line. I want to see at least a couple of people finding love among the dinner party meltdowns.

@caitlinnaughts Its not even about people finding love anymore, its just what makes 'good tv', but they've gone too far and now its painful to watch 😬

This years MAFS Aus is SO difficult to watch. The amount of bullies on the show that are being allowed to behave this way 😭 Juliette is VILE and what a surprise her and Gia are besties 🤢 #MAFSAUS

@caitlinnaughts I love good reality beef as much as the next person but this season has made me really uncomfortable. I feel like no one is looking after anyone's wellbeing.

@MelissatheTERF @AlisonMoyet @mrstomlinstan I know! FFS I thought I was ugly. I wasn't. But I spent a lot of time feeling inferior and not worthy of love. I know that's ridiculous now. Loving yourself for who you are is not something you can pass on, unfortunately. You have to just get there somehow.

@AlisonMoyet @mrstomlinstan I’d have sold my soul to be beautiful when I was a teenager. Now, I know better.

@marbledacat Yeah, you can't sneeze if you have a cat

i sneezed and interrupted her sleep

Cesspool - why did I put an extra 'e' at the end?

I know this is not a popular opinion but I do love this site. It frequently makes me laugh and that is my baseline for having things in my life which is why I have cats. They're hilarious. As is this site. Sorry to everyone who pretends this site is a 'cesspoole' or whatever.

I am an amazing tenant, can get references, and am great at DIY and cleaning and all kinds of home related nonsense. Internet, I need you to do your thing. If you can't help personally, can you please share far and wide. I am royally fucked right now and need some love and help.

So the time has come for me to move again (4th time this year). So am looking for somewhere to go for me and my two adorable cat babies. Anyone who knows anyone who has a room, a flat, a shed, a cardboard box, a houseshare, a mansion, a castle, anything. Long term or short term.

@DreyfusJames I have cats and they won't let me have a dog but I have walked dogs for old and sick people who can't walk them themselves and anytime you go anywhere and there is a dog it makes life 100% better. Dogs at my place of work. Dogs in the pub. Dogs on the street. DOGS!!! 🐕❤️

Yes. There ARE bad & irresponsible dog owners. No. There are NOT ‘dog friendly’ places everywhere. Bottom line. Dogs are integral to this country. Here before you. Way before. Always have been. Always will be. Most people love them. You don’t? Too bad. Cope. 🤷

@stephenhilton23 Two of my most favourite people on social media collide in hilarity

This is the worst yea

@rickygervais I drink with these cunts

Never Drink Alone

@positivityofx I feel like every video ever would benefit from having a nonplussed cat just sitting there silently judging

This is perhaps the best thing produced by the internet in recent history.