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no one told me how expensive it is to furnish an apartment because why am i looking for couches on marketplace

how come no one told me chilis got rid of their caesar salad??

no one could ever convince me to like Whitney on SLOMW im sorry 😭

the fact i gotta get tested for celiac is insane

never thought i would ever feel dumber after living 26 years, and then contexto was introduced to me

got wayyyy into singing Dixieland Delight driving on the interstate and realized i was going 95 😭

been at work 2 hours and they keep asking if i’m sick. girl no i’m just not wearing mascara bc i have a lash appt after work 😭

got my eyebrows threaded for the first time why i feel like a brand new bitch

loveee having a brother that works in the medical field, if something’s wrong i just call dr danny

just asking but is this really how yall usually drive at 7:30 am on the interstate? seriously

turned on Cinderella while baking my first sourdough loaf 😌

nothing makes me happier than checking the work schedule just to make sure i don’t go in earlier than i thought and i actually go in later 😭

okay okay i was being over dramatic… they only charged me $26 for a new tire

merry christmas eve, carrying the tradition yet a DIFFERENT car i drove to visit my parents now has a flat tire.

ex just got engaged merry christmas to me

just made my first coffee on my fancy coffee machine i’m so excited

just got into a committed relationship… aka Chewy autoship

work christmas radio this year has Justin Bieber on it 🤏🏻😌

if anyone gave a shit i’m starting a sourdough starter tonight

all these reports about zayn rejoining one direction, if true yall bout to be REAL sick of me