*blonde shrug emoji*

🥰

(watching greys anatomy for the first time) do people really be fucking in the hospital like that?

Imagine working in the music industry and hating music.

More bands should share cabs and drums and stop caring so much.

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Okay that happened fast lol

On a crusade to manage every independent stage in this god forsaken town

@asoftassb1tch & we love you 😘

@LoriLightfoot sounds great!! omw to vote for him now!

Brandon Johnson will not commit to filling vacancies in the Chicago police department. He said — if elected — he would slash the CPD budget. At the County level, he led the effort to cut public safety funding. This is not going to make Chicago safer.

i’m not his girl i’m his mf dawg

The only reason I would consider getting married is to have an excuse to take professional photos hardstyling with all my friends

@asoftassb1tch @michaelscat2 LIL GREMLIN!!

My foster kitten Rutabaga got a little spooked when meeting my resident cat!

It’s rare that I’m not thinking about a (vegan) hotdog

I can’t believe a handful of soulless dried up ghouls have made me cry 4 days in a row

Happy Father’s Day to all the dudes that have asked me to call them daddy in bed ✨✨⚡️

Crop dusting target, do y’all need anything?

If this pandemic has taught me anything it’s that I don’t love anything, nothing loves me and I would be pretty cool with the eternal black envelope of death Eat Arby’s.

Hey @poorlycatdraw can you do something with this thing?

Wow! I do like reading, I just needed glasses and adderall!!!