emma | will akgae

super glued to the driver’s seat of the byler bus

“It was never in the cards” so you admit it? you admit it was queer-baiting?

Starting your nostalgic 80s story with commentary that criticized the United States government, addressed the severe homophobia that ran rampant (especially during the aids crisis), touched on racism only to then completely backtrack on that is what ruined Stranger Things.

they’re either lying or genuinely stupid like

I will say the general vibe of the timeline is one half of bylertwt saying “I mean, what did you think? That two stupid straight men were really gonna give us byler?” and the half saying “Yeah. I guess I did.” and I think that’s beautiful for us.

when leigh janiak left ross duffer she told him it was never in the cards

@ellbyer dementia patients both of them

the duffers saying tn that kali got to el somehow and saved her.. when they said MONTHS ago that there was NO possible way for kali to create a diversion to save el + mike wouldn’t have heard the kryptonite bc he doesn’t have powers… okay contradictions

hell is NOT hot enough

Hell is NOT hot enough

kyle mackenzie don’t keep the devil waiting #TheTestaments

garth’s dad next episode after pretending to be deaf/unresponsive so he can collect info about mayday #TheTestaments

nick finally becomes commander but he’s not even gonna TRY and get june and hannah out omfg you’re actually useless

osblaine giving me rinezha flashbacks I can’t do this shit again bruh

“people risked their lives to get you out” HEY SO SHE ACTUALLY CANT JUST ABANDON HER OTHER CHILD JUST BC THAT ONE ISNT YOURS DOESNT MEAN SHE DOESNT MATTER JUST AS MUCH “you’re gonna die here” SHUT UP

this show is so evil like everyone has to die commanders guardians eyes wives and aunts idgaf get all of them nick you’re growing on me but I have NOTTT forgotten

and FUCK TABITHA “you brought our child into the world” SHE’S NOT YOUR CHILD???????

is waterford genuinely stupid? he knows nick is the father, that they have something going on, nick lwk holds his hostage so june can escape with the baby, june’s runaway twice before & fred still thinks she likes him. it’s like thinking the stripper’s in love with you😭

and the indiana folklore forums genuinely lose their shit when they find all the parallels and realize that this guy and his husband might be the actual people for the urban legends their whole fandom is based around.

and they’ve turned a lot of the stories there into fiction like full marauder. mike’s early short stories later get republished as a collection. he does an interview for it and when asked where he gets inspiration talks vaguely about his childhood in hawkins.

when mike gets his work published for the first time it’s short stories in small literary magazines. then in the 2010s there’s a very niche community obsessed with midwest folklore, and in that a more niche community focused on 20th century indiana,