emma vidmar

In recognition for her efforts to highlight the geologic Eras that formed the planet and for shaping our world as much as the tectonic plates beneath us, we have selected @taylorswift13 as an Honorary Geologist for the state of Washington.

An accurate Barbie movie would be an hour of getting them dressed, picking their names, and establishing the backstory and then 40 minutes of making them kiss

The only reason I’m sharing this twitter anniversary is because Taylor Swift would be proud #MyTwitterAnniversary

who could have guessed LIB would be Netflix’s fyre festival

@maybeacontra I wish he had said “i don’t wanna say witchy, so I’ll just say cowboy”

@maybeacontra JILL the way i thought immediately “yup sounds like jill” when he said this

@disco_lu I think I’m gonna go with popover?

Name that design pattern is back 🎪 What would you call this?

@ksspnthr This is a perfect tweet

with all this nepotism baby discourse, i hope nobody cancels me for being a child of god

@ikkynikki99 @ModernGurlzz Okay obsessed with these, do you know who the photographer is?

@ModernGurlzz I haven't seen anyone say anything about this shoot from Vogue Korea but these are some of my favorite photos ever. The amount of joy and beauty in them 🥹

american vogue could never

@ksspnthr thank god you’re still one of the sane ones

@emmavidmar this is the only correct opinion

Should my last tweet on this app be my controversial opinion that i still think Zenab is too good for Cole? #LoveIsBlind3

@lolonienie The perfect closer

Okay wait if twitter is really over i don't want my last tweet to be about mormons, i want it to be about the fact that I got floor tickets to taylor swift AND that I have a big fat perfect ass, thank you and goodnight.

@Legally_belle Lmao that was the first time i met many of my twitter mutuals (including you) 🫠😭

“Yeah, it was a weird childhood”

@ksspnthr we weren’t made for long distance

sobbed in my car twice today because all my friends live in other states and countries and i don’t wanna keep missing them as much as i do

@ccstreeter So proud of you. Stepping into yourself is the bravest thing we can do ✨

I’m grieving the life I’ve always imagined for my kids. I’m grieving relationships with my family that will never be the same again. But god damn it feels good to step into myself at the ripe age of 29. It feels really, really good.

Uhhhhh hey Twitter, I have been trying to think of the *Optimal* way to share this info but tbh everything I think of sounds trite & not sincere or way too sincere. So. I am gay. I am currently separated from Andrew. I have left the Mormon church. It has been a hell of a year.

@sorokatiddies Okay but your HAIR!!!

that Starbucks really makes your eyes pop babe