emmi dawne

I don’t need to be like mega rich, I would just like to have enough money to get through my manic impulse buying phases without crippling myself financially

Today’s debate between my very opinionated male middle school students: Does God poop?

A church without empathy is exactly what Jesus flipped tables over.

Update: a third party (my brother) admitted that he’s actually the most stubborn so it doesn’t matter anymore 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

Poll: If you argue with someone for 15 minutes about how you’re not the most stubborn person in the family, does that make you the most stubborn?

Can I put parallel parking as a special skill on my resume?

@coraisabel I’m oBsEsSeD

Stevie is the sweetest character ever I love her

3yo: Look, it’s a bead! Me: That’s really little. 3yo: Yeah. But his mood is big.

This this this

Me (to myself): You really need to clean out the trash can. Also me (to my other self): if it’s a trash CAN, then it CAN clean itself out.

I’m really bad at the concept of “you just spent $60 on groceries so you don’t need to stop for food on the way home”

How did someone discover singing? Like how did it happen? Cuz I totally picture the Neanderthals just screaming until they figure out that screaming can have different notes and then screaming notes as a pastime because they have no hobbies. (Yes, I did just watch The Croods)

I have a cool reading/work chair in my room, and I made a cute little work/art corner...and yet...I am typing out all my paperwork while sitting on the floor. Hey, God? I have some questions...

Picture this: What if I just up and moved to California?

🎶 Some things never change 🎶

Update: I got a keyboard for Christmas and may have played it until 12:30am last night... “Played” being a loose term

I guess I get it from a landlord’s perspective, but why do I need 3x my rent in income to get an apartment?? I just want to get a cute little studio and a doggo.

Get you a boss who puts smiley faces in nearly all of her emails to remind you that she genuinely cares (:

This time last year, I was in a toxic relationship with a guy. Now I’m in a toxic relationship with myself. Proof I don’t need men 👆🏻