Emma Bergado

@kwavez They mean the bathroom. They’re moving into the bathroom for $875 lmfao

You want me to believe your new apt is $875 in 2025 when my old ass apt in was $1600 in 2012

“You know what, hell yeah”

Favorite TikTok phrases, starting with: “Excellent use of free will”

Trying to go about your day is impossible knowing what our friends are going through right now. My heart is shattered

I have NEVER been in a more ghetto hood than adulthood bitch!!!!!! Get me OUT OF HERE

She got a brterferr sprrt

PLEASE!!!! DON’T!!!! HURT!!!! A!!!! SOFT-HEARTED!!!! PERSON!!!! THEY!!!! CAN’T!!!! SLEEP!!!! AT!!!! NIGHT!!!! BECAUSE!!!! OF!!!! OVERTHINKING!!!!

Anyways, motherhood kicked my ass the last two days

Idk what’s worse, both kids being sick at the same time. Or one kid being sick and then waiting in fear to see if the other gets sick too😫

Yesterday my friend asks me “did you order the cupcakes for Brodie’s party?” (This Saturday btw) “No I didn’t. Or the birthday cake, or the pizza, or the bounce house.” And my mom goes, “that’s my girl” LMAO. Apparently I’m a Type B mom, according to TikTok 😂

Strep throat 4 times in one year is just diabolical 😭

@toootskiii I’m sorry😩 people need to blink twice when they want me to leave them alone

@emmma_c Literally🤣 I have to mentally prepare to hang out with you in public 🙃

I fear I am the person to say hi to you in public and want to talk story. So if you don’t like that, please avoid me lol

I cannot go ANYWHERE with Logan. He is the worst… he screams and throws tantrums every single time. I give up trying to go places with him. I’ll keep spending every day in my house 😇

sometimes the only closure you need is knowing that you had good intentions & a good heart..

#BREAKING: 911 system currently down, Honolulu police says: buff.ly/3W5k8nX #HINews #HNN

I wanna travel so bad😭

How do I explain to people that my love language is gift giving but I can’t afford to give them a gift right now but if I DID have the money, I would’ve bought them the most thoughtful gift 🥲

ATE IT UP I FEAR!!!