Emily Straight

@ScottSalkind Big yawn big flex

@ScottSalkind Crab racoons

what even is better

@ScottSalkind There’s been literally no talk but ok

theres been a lot of talk about whether or not penny fits in baby clothes and its with great honor that i say yes she does, little big but very serviceable

@ScottSalkind Ain’t a single thought in that body

lot goin on here

@ScottSalkind Now when will you actually grow? 🤔

No more funky titles in my bio unfortunately, but got promoted to Technical Outsource artist at work :) super grateful for an environment thats allowing me to grow like this

@ScottSalkind I liked you better when you answered texts before tweets

@emmstraight i liked you better when you didn’t abuse me on social media

i’ve never seen anyone in a chevy suburban use a turn signal, i’m not even confident they come with the car

@ScottSalkind Literally stopppp

on top of my door breaking my apt also has bugs, great!!

@Gabe_the_Swim AHHHHH CONGRATS I’M SO PROUD OF YOU AND I MISS YOU AND I LOVE YOU!!! ❤️❤️❤️

I JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO VET SCHOOL. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I HAVE WORKED SO HARD TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN AND JUST I TRULY CAN’T EVEN DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW.

Aint this the shit shikamaru does

My boy is finally getting his twitter respect 🙌🏼

@ScottSalkind 🤔

@ScottSalkind twitter needs to block you

If you don’t think mask work then idk what to tell you. I’ve eaten three of them so far as have yet to get covid

@ScottSalkind snake

wrapping her up, im trying to come up with one more skin but i really don't have any good ideas

@ScottSalkind wow that is awful

working out skin and i made a rats nest out of some hair cards its absolutely awful. i figured out the hair cap tho which was cool

You’re...wearing Jordan 1s, but they’re ....Mids , but...that’s ok. You...don’t know any better ...bc you’ve dated bum ass niggas in the past...but I can fix that...I can fix ...You

They didn’t let her check into their hotel so she called her husband & they purchased it. Best way to combat racism/prejudice is through economics. 💰

Y’all can’t tell me @elonmusk wasn’t Fiona’s dad