cowcow

@noorrbit calm down its okay

HATEEEEEEEEEEEEE when someone tells me to relax or calm down

@MANAWESTWOODD sell what

IM CRYINF

@anne_alyst me too

awake and ready to be on my baddest behavior

@loonyHQ can i borrow him there is too much snow here

he could be having the worst day of his life and he’s still opening my doors and cleaning me a path through the snow so i don’t get my shoes wet :/

@clbpngniskill im a creepppp ima weirdoo

@emo_coww are u ok

you can tell someone’s a radiohead fan by how unworthy of love they feel

@wwwiredlain did you like schedule an appointment?

getting cracked by fine shyt next week u guys i’ve been plotting on him for a year

my music taste is just what a woman in the medival ages eouldve listend to while shes stuck in her chambers

@yurifootfetish youre right

Too many people in the world some of yall gotta be lying .

@RoseZBat air fries?

i am sick of seeing ai flyers

sometimes i remember i am an engineer and can fix any electronic and i feel suprised and proud of my self

@kttycoregf me

guess who woke up angelic, smart, and beautiful again

@arixseriousrn do you?

ask me if i give a fuck lmfao

@cncemmax ??

i think all men deserve to be milked til they cant think straight....

im not as cool and funny as i used to be

@7ouver me

i doom scroll on tiktok so much i have to close the app manually then open it again to feel like its a fresh start

im craving some shawrma right now

@anne_alyst @fagatr0n9000 oh shit i just read it again its a water heater, but i can fix that too

@emo_coww @fagatr0n9000 was hoping you might spontaneously appear

hey can you guys come fix my water heater

@pharmacykitty its gonna be ok

comfort me

@anne_alyst @fagatr0n9000 here i am, so where the leak