drugstore beetle

instead of thinking “I’m going to k*ll myself” at any minor inconvenience, I’ve retrained my brain to say “I’m going to drink some water” and then I actually drink some water and honestly it’s kinda working. CBT queen

@elliott_green_ okay queen

good morning

this is so psychotic........do you not get it yet........fuck Isra*l free Palestine

Damn I was sure the Dick Cheney endorsement and most lethal military stuff was gonna push Kamala to a sweeping victory.

It’s hard to make a convincing case that you’re fighting fascism when you aid and abet a genocide

@StanChips so proud of you!! my copy just came in the mail yesterday 🫶🏻

Seeing my novel hold a bestseller spot right above Heartstopper is probably something my brain will never fully process for as long as I live

The Seattle waterfront: before (2019) and after (October 2024) the Viaduct was removed.

reading the needle drop review of manning fireworks while shaking my head so everyone at the bar knows I disagree

@routinelayup this is the content I log into twitter for

Bright Eyes albums as Taylor Swift albums... A couple of teenage songwriting prodigies and their many distinct eras. (thread emoji) #brighteyes #taylorswift

@HEYitsMK thank you, I appreciate you 🫶🏻 things have felt insane lately but I am hanging in there!

@emolizardqueen just want to clarify I am liking this tweet for grad school (I am so proud of you) not for your dead friend (I'm so fucking sorry, take care of yourself)

been so offline lately that I haven’t even tweeted about grad school starting next week or my dead friend

too bad seattle’s cool new venue/bar/cafe has to be owned by the weirdo guy who once insisted he walk me to my car then tried to put his mouth on mine :/

glad to learn I’m not alone in thinking that the dude in the brand new rip off band that buys their streams is kinda insufferable

kinda rude of my therapist to be on vacation when I receive life-changing news. if you ask me

myself also

kenzie got ketchup on some guy

@_kenzla and I are so excited to see each other we’ve just been texting each other in caps lock all day as she travels across the country toward seattle

as a leo rising I keep dating leos and I really love it but also I need Help

I know it’s summer in seattle bc I’ve been to capitol hill twice in the same weekend

like what in the fuck was the flavor they were going for

I’ll drink any liquor but it’s red bull I have to choke down