Emo Philips

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Emo Philips

@EmoPhilips

Comedian & mammal Looming gigs: Springfield, MA, Apr 11; Houston, TX, Apr 22; San Antonio, Apr 23. Full 2026 schedule: https://t.co/KKOdmiH9H9

Katılım Haziran 2009

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Emo Philips@EmoPhilips·31 Mar

I like Twitter because it combines my two favorite forms of communication: texting, and throwing a note in a bottle out into the sea.

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Emo Philips@EmoPhilips·5h

Happy National Pet Day

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Emo Philips@EmoPhilips·1d

This weekend I’m in Springfield. Ah, but which one? Until you click the link, it’s Schrödinger‘s Springfield. emophilips.com/shows

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Emo Philips@EmoPhilips·2 Nis

The “Emo Philips Plays Cities Where You’re Not Sure Which State They’re In” Tour is coming to Burlington, Portland & Springfield. emophilips.com/shows

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Emo Philips@EmoPhilips·4 Nis

old french café menus were brutal

love drops@lovedropx

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? Albert Camus

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Joseph Dredd@JDGDredd1050·3 Nis

Two TOTALLY NORMAL gentlemen of their time.

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Andy Warhol with Emo Phillips

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JG@JohnnyGiles·3 Nis

Andy Warhol with Emo Phillips

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Emo Philips@EmoPhilips·1 Nis

at least we don’t have squirrels running all over us

Curiosity@CuriosityonX

Tree rings reveal how short a human life Is compared to nature’s endless timeline ⏳🌴

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Emo Philips@EmoPhilips·31 Mar

Darryl, Emo, Larry & Darryl I can’t wait to see my old friends (not to mention the ghost of Walter Matthau) when I return to Vermont April 8. emophilips.com/shows

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Emo Philips@EmoPhilips·31 Oca

let’s pray it never comes to that

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The Great Lakes and St. Lawrence River Overlaid on Europe

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Emo Philips@EmoPhilips·23 Şub

I don’t know who needs to see this

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Emo Philips@EmoPhilips·20 Mar

now is the vernal equinox of our discontent

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Emo Philips@EmoPhilips·13 Mar

Exactly two decades (give or take a year) after my powerful Emmy-hoped-for Miami Vice episode, I’m back in Florida; please witness my act in Boca Raton, Winter Haven, Jacksonville, Gainesville, Port Charlotte, Marco Island, and or Naples. emophilips.com/shows/