emma says wear a mask and free p@lestine!! 😷 🎭🍉

my friend and i have been doing (virtual) weekly movie nights together since quarantine started and our first movie back in March was The Aftermath (2019) which contained this perfect, eternal quarantine ~vibe~

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those...? yep... those are my monkeys... goddammit.

finished a book before it was due back at the library without renewing it #notilliterate

knew this tweet was going to break containment, rip your mentions @_emKamm

@_emKamm lmaoooooo

@emskens My old landlady texted me saying "my new tenants are mad that so much election mail is showing up." ok?? Multi-million $$ primary, what do you want me to do about it

Good evening. Kat Abughazaleh for IL-09 was a 12 month sociological experiment conducted by Northwestern University. The study is now complete, thank you for your participation.

"The polls have closed in Illinois"

The senate primary was called so early Steve Kornacki’s just rattling off fun facts about Illinois

Do we think Pope Leo requested an absentee ballot for these Illinois primaries

everyone tweeting they’re having march 2020 flashbacks seeing the news about the meningitis outbreak… how do we break it to them? there’s an outbreak in the first place because covid is still here and depletes the immune system of its cells making everyone immunocompromised !

You don't often see physicians who recently broke out of prison after they were wrongly convicted of the murder of their wife evade recapture by U.S. Marshals by participating in Chicago's St. Patrick's Day Parade anymore. Because of woke.

🇵🇸 You absolutely love to see it! Limerick's finest, our Palestinian community doing debkah in the St. Patrick’s Day parade. #FreePalestine 🇵🇸

Happy St. Patricks day to him!

It was 15° today and it’s supposed to be 75-80° on Saturday. No place like Chicago

Happy St. Patricks day 🍀

@sugaskcushi her and alfie!!! imagine

lowkey miss this fake french baddie

Katharine Hepburn with the fiercest own ever!!!!

Imagine dying and having Jane Fonda ready to fight Barbra Streisand to pay tribute to you, Redford really operated at unprecedented levels of swag

being fought over even in death, no one doing it like him!!

i am sorry we failed you grandpapa

Watching Teyana Taylor put him in a headlock