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@GovKathyHochul Ive seen zero nypd/national guard today on my commute into and out of Times Square. Considering they’ve been there every other day for the past year+, this is concerning and weirdly convenient given what’s going on right now???

NEW: As the investigation into the terrorist attack near Gracie Mansion and military action in Iran continue, New York State remains in a heightened threat environment. Here's how we're protecting New Yorkers: • State Police are increasing their presence at sensitive sites across New York. • They are supporting the NYPD's ongoing investigation as part of the FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force. • More than 1,000 members of the National Guard remain deployed on state active duty protecting critical transit sites across New York City. We will keep New Yorkers safe and updated.

@SwiftNYC ITS 2am AND IM UNWELL WATCHING

NEW YEARS DAY AND LONG LIVE AND THE MANUSCRIPT ON THE PIANO TO CLOSE OUT THE ERAS TOUR FOREVER OH I AM NOT FINE #VancouverTSTheErasTour

This might be the greatest thing I have ever watched

@zainubamir Omg congrats!! 🎉🎉

so i have some news to announce… moving to dubai in a month for work, to manage relationships in the middle east and africa… i am SO excited… it’s very bittersweet because new york has been my entire life but this is going to be a very amazing and new journey 😭

IF ANYONE OR ANYONE YOU KNOW IS SELLING TSWIFT TIX TN AT SOFI AT A SEMI DECENT PRICE LMK!!

In parts of the medieval Holy Roman Empire, husbands and wives could have a legal fight, called a marital duel, to solve their arguments. Interestingly, the husband had to fight in a hole and with one arm tied. The wife could move around freely but had to carry weighted cloth. Her weapon was usually a bag filled with rocks, while the man got three clubs. If he touched the hole's edge during the fight, he lost one club. Before the fight, couples were given a month or two to try and solve their problems. If they couldn't agree, then the duel would happen. If the husband lost, his head would be cut off. If the wife lost, she would be buried alive.

I literally cannot help myself.

Every single company collects data on everything we do, search, say, etc. I’m concerned because it’s turned into seeing targeted ads from what I’ve THOUGHT ABOUT (never spoken or written)

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

These are my fav groups on fb. I’ve got a sonos sound bar, a roomba, etc

Can someone from Wyoming pls lmk what munchers are as a side

@itsgenpop @ITYSL Icon

TC TUGG ME @ITYSL

Maybe leave a tip jar out for your employees so we can actually give them money they deserve for being overworked and underpaid on days like these (& everyday) and give ur boooooritos fo free. Thnx @ChipotleTweets

SIX DOLLARS?!!! it used to be free back in my day fml I sound like a boomer but like wtf. My normal chicken burrito used to cost $6.70 f outta here. now i have to do a song and dance, dress up, scan my code AND pay. Cmon.

French TV show invited people with unusual laughs to sit together….. the outcome is fucking brilliant. 😂

Shoutout to the homies in your life that you don’t communicate with all the time but when you finally reconnect it feels like nothing ever changed, all the love is still there.

Nooooooooo